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Waiter:So,what do you want?

Bill:ThE sOuLs Of ThE iNnOcEnT-

Dipper:A bagel.

Bill:nO

Dipper:Two bagels-

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Travis:Would you rather have bricks or a matter baby?

Katelyn:What's a matter baby?

Travis:I dunno,what's a matter with you,honey?

Katelyn:You have 3 seconds to run-

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Alexis:HoW dO yOu KnOw WhAt'S gOoD fOr Me!?

Agent Hassan:CAUSE THAT'S MY OPPINION!!!!!!!!!!

Alexis:

Lydia:

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Hater:*unconscious in the corner*

Wander:Uhm,is he sleeping or dead?

Sylvia:Hopefully dead,I hated that guy.

Hater:First of all,f*ck you-

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Lydia:*smacking Megan with a pillow*

Megan:Lydia,watch the light!

Lydia:

Lydia:*smacks the light with pillow*

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