Travis:For our wedding,we're gonna play laser tag and eat ice cream cake!
Tyler:Why are you like this...
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Lydia:Aralt,who is a grown man,who has had over a hundred women worship him,who almost made Alexis kill her family,just whispered,"Oh,this is going to be so efficient."before spraying Febreeze into the ceiling fan and proceeded to cough his guts out after it blew back into his face.
Aralt:Luckily,it didn't kill me because I'm already dead!
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Sylvanna:Mijah,are you and Aaron dating?
Aphmau:*head on Aarons lap*What makes you say that?
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Sarah:Synonyms are so wierd because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest,it sounds nice and cozy,but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods,your going to die.
Aralt:"Forgive me father,for I have sinned."vs."Sorry daddy,I've been bad"~
Sarah:Good news,language has just been cancled.
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Scourge:"Ladies and Gentlemen"is unnecessarily gendered,lengthy,overly dramatic,and honestly I'm falling asleep already,while "Cowards"is,on the other hand,is inclusive to all genders,casual,fun,short,to the point,exciting,and dramatic.
Cinderpelt:Sometimes,I worry about you.
Scourge:I know.
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RandomPlease PLEASE do not read this.It's genuinely terrible.The only reason it's still up is cause it has some of the last reminders I have of my friend who is no longer with us and Im afraid that if I draft it they'll be gone forever.
