Kawaii~Chan:Is stabbing someone immoral?
Zane:Not if you ask them.
Katelyn:Depends in who your stabbing.
Aphmau:Yes!?
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Hal:How did you not hear what I just said!?
Kara:I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
Barry:Same.
Barbara:Sorry,I got distracted half way through.
Jess:Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Cinderpelt:You killed somebody!?
Scourge:Whoops.
Cinderpelt:Whoops!?WHOOPS!?This is not a "whoops" situation!We are far past whoops!Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror!We are solidly in the "Oh f*ck" territory and I expect you to act like it!!!!!!!!
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Gene:Why does everybody asume the worst of me?
Zane:It saves time.
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Iris:Why are you two holding hands?
Talia:Studies show it relieves stress.
Praxina:Oh,okay.I thought you two where dating or something.
Mephisto:We are.We're also really f*cking stessed.
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RandomPlease PLEASE do not read this.It's genuinely terrible.The only reason it's still up is cause it has some of the last reminders I have of my friend who is no longer with us and Im afraid that if I draft it they'll be gone forever.
