Aladdin:Why does Iago have a knife?
Genie:He didn't feel safe,so I gave him one!
Aladdin:Now I don't feel safe!
Genie:Would you like a knife too?
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Louie:What's it like being tall?
Ethan:We live in constant fear of the short ones
Georgie:As I know from experience,they will climb four chairs,two boxes,a fricken coffee table,and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Daphne:*standing on a stack of four chairs,two boxes,a coffee table,and six oddly placed stools*
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Iago:I don't need to steal your bad ideas,I have plenty of my own!
Genie:You have plenty of bad ideas?
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Percy:So,what's going on,exactly?
Ramsey:You want the short version or the long version?
Percy:Short version?
Ramsey:Stuff's f*cked-
Percy:Well that deffenitly isn't an optimal situation.
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Kasey:You always see the worst in people-
Alexis:Yeah,because people are the worst.
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DiversosPlease PLEASE do not read this.It's genuinely terrible.The only reason it's still up is cause it has some of the last reminders I have of my friend who is no longer with us and Im afraid that if I draft it they'll be gone forever.
