"How long am I gonna stay like this?!" Edd groans, three tubs of ice cream on the ground by the couch.
"Another couple weeks." Tord sighs, picking the empty tubs up.
"While your gone can you cut a banana up, put it in a bowl and mix mustard with it?" Edd begs, Tord gagging at the concoction.
"OWWWW..." Edd whines, Tom and Matt looking over.
"What's up with you? And when the hell did you get so fat?" Tom snaps, Edd's whining getting on his nerves.
"TORD WAS AN IDIOT, KNOTED AND DISNT PULL OUT..." Edd snarls, his eyes glowing bright green.
Tom gets up and goes to "talk" to Tord.
"GET OFF OF ME YOU ALCOHOLIC!!" Tord seethes, Tom pinning him to the ground.
"You fucking got Edd PREGNANT?!" Tom yells, the acidic liquid mentioned in the previous part slowly dripping from Tom's voids.
"HES NOT PREGNANT!! THEY'RE EGGS!! THEY AREN'T EVEN VIABLE!!" Tord spits, only to wince, some of the liquid from Tom landing on Tord's face.
"I will let every last drop of this fall on your body and face unless you tell me the truth."
"I AM..."
"Where's Tom? And where am I?!" Tord groggily asks, waking up in Edd's bed.
"He's exiled from the house for a few weeks. And you're in my room. Tom was a jerk and burned some of your face." Edd sighs, gently placing a cold cloth on one of Tord's burns.
"Ah...thanks Edd...I really don't deserve to be treated this nicely." Tord grumbles, looking back at how he acted.
"............we all make mistakes."
"Eeeewwwww....it's all slimey!!" Edd whines, Tord helping him with the whole "delivering the eggs" thing.
"Yeah. You're reaction was adorable...~" Tord snickers.
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FanfictionEddsworld, AVENGERS and now including Apex Legends!!! Join me on my trip to hell. I need friends. #1 in TorEdd on February 15th 2020 and March 9th, 2020
