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 “Please, stop crying.” Alice felt a small tug on his skirt of his dress. He looked down to see the old brown mouse tugging lightly at the garment.

“Stop, please,” He said, “You’ll make a mess of yourself, have you no manners?”

“I’m sorry,” said Alice, sniffling. “I really am, but I’m really not a girl. I’m a boy.”

“Stupid girl,” said the mouse. “You disrupt my story with your preposterous claims. Liars go to hell you know.”

“I’m sorry…” whimpered Alice.

“You should be!” the mouse said scowling. “The least you can do is sit down and enjoy my story, it’ll dry us off! Come, we’ve saved a place for you.”

“How will a story dry us off?” Alice asked as a large grey mouse led him into the circle, his question going unheeded. Alice sat down, plopping into place with the rest of the group. The old sturdy mouse crawled onto a stump in the center of the circle of animals.

“What story are you going to tell us today?” The dodo asked excitedly. The animals began to cheer, causing quite a commotion. A voice in the crowd spoke especially loud, asking why mice hated cats so.

“SHH,” the hushed the crowd, causing it to go silent. “Today I am going to tell you my very long tail.”

“What is your very long tale about?” asked Alice.
“My very long tail of how I came to hate cats. Now listen to me closely, for my tail is long and sad.”

The rowdy crowd went silent and listened to the mouse’s tail.

                                                                        "Fury said to

a mouse,

That he met

in the house,

 'Let us both go

 to law: I will

 prosecute you.

— Come, I'll take

no denial; We

must have a

trial: For

really this

morning I've

 nothing to do.

' Said the

mouse to

 the cur,

 'Such a trial,

dear sir, With no

jury or judge,

would be wasting

 our breath.'

 'I'll be judge,

I'll be jury,

' Said cunning

old Fury;

'I'll try the

whole cause,

 and condemn

 you to

death.' "

   

The mouse finished his story and the crowd remained silent.

“That was a very long tale,” said Alice, “But I’m afraid I don’t understand why you call it sad.”

“A tail, not tale!” exclaimed the mouse.

“Oh, why I’m sorry,” said Alice “but those words can be confusing if you don’t clarify your use of words.”

“I shall not need to clarify them!” said the mouse angrily. “You think too much, and if you think too much you will just end up stupid and confused!”

“Well, I am confused,” said Alice, “This entire place is confusing.”

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