Pursuing escaped specimen 5FteR1X2Bp6HWfSa: standard lagomorph nicknamed "Leary".
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Located unusual burrow, approximately 843 meters from Dantian base. Entering warren in search of quarry.
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Anomalous sensor readings; this realm appears to violate fundamental physical laws. Non-Euclidian geospatial phenomena observed.
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Encountered humanoid with outsized cranium, clad in top hat and vintage Regency fashion. Most bizarre!
Individual appeared familiar with neurolinguistic suggestion techniques. May have been persuaded to ingest psychoactive substances.
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Hunted by armed militia. Command structure seemingly patterned after tarot Major Arcana. Imminent capture likely.
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Warning! Hostiles plotting incursion into material reality. Contain dimensional breach via [REDACTED] Protocol.
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Submitted for the Mad Hatter Day 2019 contest by flashfic ("Lost"), exactly 100 words
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