Don't call me up ~jjk~

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(3:12 PM) Me: Online

Me: wAiT you flew to Korea yesterday?

(3:13 PM) Bunny: Online

Bunny: Yeah

Bunny: Why u askin'

Me: Jokes on you

Me: I live in korea

Me: hehehehehehe

Bunny: you're kinda creeping me out

Bunny: But like cool that you're living here too, I guess

Me: I mean perfect terms for us to be a thing right?

Bunny: ...

Me: riiiight?

Bunny: I don't know who shat in your brain but this must be a big pile of poop

Me:  Dude chill. You don't even want to show yourself...

Me: Maybe all my effort is useless

Me: Who knows, could be that you're an old ugly guy in his early 70's who wants to bang young hot girls like meh

Bunny: But that's exactly what I told you when you wanted to chat with me

Me: That's not -

Bunny: However

Bunny: Do I look like an old man in his early 70's to you

Me: You forgot the "who wants to bang hot girls like me part"

Bunny:

Me: oof

Bunny: ?

Me: oOf

LordTellMeWhoThisAngelIs: what?

Me: oOF

LordTellMeWhoThisAngelIs: I mean that's not quite the reaction I had in mind

Me: There's somethin' drippin down my my thighs let me change my undies real quick-

LordTellMeWhoThisAngelIs: I mean still not what I thought but better than nothin' I guess

LordTellMeWhoThisAngelIs: Wait

LordTellMeWhoThisAngelIs: I just understood

LordTellMeWhoThisAngelIs: hOw old are you again

LordTellMeWhoThisAngelIs: But like this time seriously

Me: 20

Me: Daddy

LordTellMeWhoThisAngelIs: Whut

Me: Oopsie

Me: Oh boy you wouldn't imagine what you've done to my body and my mind and just...my very being

Me: Call me Rachel

Me: I'm giving you the permission to call me babygirl tho

Bunny: Fine

Bunny: Babygirl

Me: dkbfsljdkd

Me: Holy crap I did not expect mr. purfect to be this kinkyyy

Me: But still

Me: me likeyyy

Me: Ur still gonna be my bunny tho

Bunny: (-_-)

Bunny: Soo what are you doing rn?

Me: Wow is this the first time in two days that we're actually starting a real non-sexual conversation?

Bunny: I mean you were the one who always started it, so...

Me: Alright imma give you that one

Me: I'm not doin' anything special, just making some food for me and my bunny

Bunny:  I thought we had had that

Me:  No for real like I've got a bunny like as a pet

Me: No need to feel offended

Me: But like we could stop you thinking like that if you would tell me your real name so...

(3:59 PM) Bunny: Offline

Me: you really gotta do me this dirty huh

Me: This is definitely not the end of this conversation, daddy.

Me: Oopsie I meant Angel

Me: *Bunny

Me: fuck it

(4:01 PM) Me: Offline