Don't call me up ~jjk~

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(3:30 PM) Jungkook: Online

Jungkook: you know what

(3:30 PM) Me: Online

Me: what

Jungkook: I'm craving fish right now

Jungkook: A freshly fished lobster would be great right now

Me: ur kidding right

Me: is this a coincidence

Jungkook: well

Jungkook: you could tell me at which fishmarket store thingy you work

Me: you see

Me: The fish the store is selling is very bad

Me: especially the lobsters

Jungkook: I don't mind

Jungkook: I generally like fish so trying something different then a lobster would be great

Me: aCtually

Me: my shift is gonna end in like two minutes

Me: aaand

Me: there are a lot of local fish markets

Me: don't make it even harder for yourself to get here

Me: Mrs Han doesn't even like boys

Me: or men

Me: she only likes her cousins and best friends

Me: So they can talk gossip about their enemies daughters husbands

Me: you know sometimes I even gossip with them

Me: that's because imma girl

Me: I've got a vagina

Me: Mrs Han only likes girls

Me: like me

Me: I'm her fav btw

Me: she doesn't like boys

Me: and you're a boy

Me: maybe you're an 80yr old who pretends to be Jungkook from BTS

Me: wait I already mentioned that right

Me: so yeah if you don't want your ass to get beaten up you better not come

Me: are you even online?

(3:36 PM) Jungkook: Offline

Jungkook put his phone in his backpocket, while looking at the girl who was sitting at the counter behind the dirty glass door, furiously typing and looking at her phone, her face blocked by her shiny brown hair.
He smirked.
As he was about to enter the store, a familiar voice was shouting his name from far behind.
"Jungkook-ah!" It shouted. He panicked and looked through the glass door to see if the girl had noticed the screams. He wanted to surprise her, not wanting her to find out what he had in mind. When he saw that she was minding her own business, he turned around and looked at the red cheeked lady in front of him.
"Han Ahjumma!" He said happily, hugging her afterwards.