Pants

Chapter 6: Whoreos

"Heyo!" Patricia shouted towards Flora.

"Hey dude!" Flora yelled back.

"Wassup?" Patricia said trying to act gangsterish.

"Eh, not much. How are you and Dave?" Flora responded with a devious smile.

"Awesome actually! I saw him outside of school so we stayed outside and talked." Patricia said smiling.

"Just talked?" Flora asked waggling her eyebrows.

"Yes! Just talked!" Patricia replied. "Geez, I'm not a Stephanie!"

They both laughed. Stephanie was the sluttiest slut there was, at least in their grade.

Just then Jillian came running in.

"Hey guuuuuurl!" Flora responded.

"Why were you running?" Patricia asked confused.

"There was some weird guy standing outside in my neighborhood and he looked suspicious so as soon as he couldn't see me anymore I started running!" Jillian explained.

"Dude, chill out!" Flora said. "It's not like he was gonna wrap you! If you know what I mean!"

Maria gave them a strange look as they burst into extreme laughter. "What are you guys laughing at? I'm almost scared to ask!"

"I almost got wrapped today!" Jillian said loudly.

"Hahah! Wrapped!" Maria bellowed. The serious look on Jillian's face told her it wasn't a joke. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! You were being serious!?!?"

"Yeah... Kind of." Jillian responded.

"There was just a weird looking guy who she thought was going to wrap her." Patricia said. "He probably was perfectly nice though."

"Guys. Guys. Guys!" Jillian said repeatedly tapping Flora on the shoulder.

"What!?"

"He's right there. In the school!" Jillian said starring behind Maria.

They all looked at the supposedly "weird guy".

"Oh, he's really good looking." Maria said waggling her eyebrows.

"Like seriously he is," Flora smiled.

"I thought you and Oliver had a thing," Jillian smirked.

"OMG. No. We're just friends." Flora responded a pink tinge on her cheeks.

"Sure."

Just then the bell rang and they all went to there morning classes.

Patricia had a morning class with a special someone. She walked into the room and sat next to Dave.

"Hey," Dave said smiling.

"Hi," Patricia responded as Mr. Waters waltzed in and began teaching about atoms and all that.

"Do you want to go see a movie this weekend?" Dave asked trying to be quiet.

"Yes. That would be really fun." Patricia grinned.

"Patricia! Dave! Do you have something to share with the class?" Mr. Waters asked, one eyebrow raised so far it almost touched his stylish bald spot.

"I was just asking Patricia if she would help me study for our test next week." Dave responded.

"Mmmmm. I see," Mr. Waters sounded unconvinced as he continued with the lesson.

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All of "the squad" had lunch together thankfully. All nine of them sat together: Dave, Patricia, Flora, Jillian, Lucy, Sarah, Hannah, Liam, and Maria.

This specific lunch was quite eventful.

"Did you hear about Stephanie and her best friend?" Hannah said laughing.

"Yeah seriously! Tommy is not her best friend!" Maria chuckled.

"And besides he's like in love with Anna Scott," Hannah replied.

"He might even have a little thing for you," Flora said to Hannah.

"I hope he doesn't!" Hannah responded. "He's as annoying and mean as a tortoise with super speed!"

Everyone laughed.

"We need to ask Stephanie something," Dave said. He paused for a moment. "It's a very simple question." He paused again. "You just walk up to her and ask, Would you like some whoreos?"

Our entire table burst into laughter an brought the judgey eyes of Stephanie who just happened to be sitting next to Tommy and Brian with Finn nearby.

We ignored them and started making up plans to ask Stephanie if she wanted whoreos. That's Dave for you... The jokester of the group.

After lunch everyone went there separate ways. Hannah was on her way to math when she ran into Tommy.

"Oh sorry!" Hannah said.

"Yeah sorry." Tommy looked down and walked away.

Maybe he does have a thing for me, Hannah thought. But he only likes whoreos, Hannah laughed to herself.