Geometry
Hyunjin: Are you feeling like a Luis or AlbertoSpanish
Felix: Una hojas de... paper!!Spanish
Chan: It's pupitre NOT POOPY TREYBus ride, not really a class
Jisung: (Talking about chapstick)
Looks red
(Smells chapstick)
Smells red
(Aggressively rubs it on her chin)
Does it smeer? NOOOOO
(Licks the chapstick)
Tastes red
(puts lip product to ear)
Hears red
(Rubs chapstick with finger)
Feels red
(Applies it to lips this time)
But it's not triangleBand
Seungmin: Just because I'm Asian don't assume I Know everythingHyunjin: DUDE YOUR WEARING GLASSES UR SUPPOSED TO BE SMART!!!
Band
Seungmin: (Felix) is the problem child hereFelix: YOU SHOULD BE GLAD TO HAVE ME BE BLESSED YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD
History
Chan: IM TRYING TO APPEAL TO THE YOUTH WHOS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBERFelix:PEWDIPIE
Minho: Shane Dawson
Felix:JAKE PAUL
Hyunjin: JAMES CHARLES*silence*
Jeongin: CHLOE CATOUR
Interior Design
Chan: You call that a friend?!Jeongin: That's a Friend?!
Seungmin: *was hitting him* yeah I'm a great friend!!
Changbin: NOT ANYMORE
Spanish(duh)
Changbin: yo tengo un estudiante en mi taquilla... (I have a student in my locker)Seungmin: yo tengo un estudiante en mi coche... (I have a student in my car)
Minho: yo tengo un estudiante en mi cama. (I have a student in my bed.)
Felix: are you guys okay?
Chan: what have we taughtJisung: yo soy un estudiante!! (I am a student!!)
Chan: yes, yes you are.
Felix: wait
English
Jisung: HANDS UP YOUR HAVING FUNN
Seungmin: No, not really
Jeongin: I'm having fun
Jisung: your an angelEnglish
Minho: and then this guy just kept explaining a story and guess what? IM YAWNINGSeungmin: YEAH shut up and stop wasting our time.
Changbin: wait that was my story
Seungmin: yeah exactly stop wasting our time
Spanish
Chan: how do you say "I want to go to the bathroom in Spanish?"Felix: Yo soy la baño!
Changbin: yes you are the shit
History
Chan: what do you guys call me?
Hyunjin: Chan the Slim Jim
Chan: what does that even mean?
Hyunjin: it means I could easily beat you in a fight.
Seungmin: slick feat don't eat
Chan: I'm your teacher?!Shaping the Modern World
Chan: a drone was shot down not to long ago, what would you say as a respons-
Minho: Light em' up
Seungmin: oh come on you need to be serious at least once in your life
Minho: I was
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