Crazy Peter Parker

Chapter 7

They where in health class Serenity was picking up homework and for people who did do it got a 50. They only had to write 1 to 2 question(s) so they had no excuse. "Ok first question, what is your relationships statas?" Leen sighed. "Fine I tell you in short detail. Married for 3 years than divorced him." She plainly said. "Next question, I heard you have a internship at SI. Is it true that Parker has one and what is your position?" Serenity look into Flash eyes. "That's for me to know and you to figure out." She answered. Flash pouted. The a kid raised their hand. "Yes?" "Have you meet the Avengers?" "I have just met them yesterday. I usually only see Mr. Stark to make sure he eats and go to sleep when Miss Potts or Mr. Starks personal intern is gone but to day I had to pick up his personal intern since he doesn't have a ride usually. He also a highschooler so I had to keep an eye on him making sure he doesn't blow up the lab. I met the Avengers trying to leave unnoticed. I sneezed and got caught. Anyway-." Serenity said ignoring the stares. "-next question, are you a virgin? Yes." She answered causing some boys and girl to smirk. Gross. "Do you have kids?" Serenity paused for a second. "That a hard question because I work at the Free the Hydra kids organization. I currently have at least 25 kids I take care of. They all call me 'Mom'. So yeah I guess." The boys and girl smirk drop and Cindy raised her hand. "Yes?" "I thought it was shut down." "Well kind of. We work under S.H.E.I.L.D. so if anyone find a Hydra child were there to give them comfort and a home. So don't go around talking about it. You never know if your talking to a person who works for Hydra. Anyways, next question." Leen said flipping through the the papers. "Who do hate the most? Easy, Flash." She answered quickly. Everyone laughed and snickered as Flash blushed red. "Get ready to be sued and lose your job." Flash threaten. That cause everyone to stop laughing but Serenity. "Do you really won't to lose me as a teacher. I'm the only class you actually pass with A. Plus I have connection with a bunch of rich people like Miss Potts if you forgot." Flash just huffed in annoyance. "Anyways let get to the next question. Will you be joining us to the field trip to Stark Industry since I heard you work there and that you want to see the Avengers plus the teachers wants you to go since the kids love you? Yes I will since one teacher and 4 chaperone can't look over like 15 kids I think it is. And their was a warning that the Avengers are that good with kids. Extra warning bring extra clothes I heard Hawkeye like to plan a lot of pranks." They were was a small 'Yes!' from Shuri and MJ that only Peter and Wade heard. Peter just shrugged it off know they just wanted to get to know her better after they heard she sass the dignity out of Mr. Starks and Mr. Rodgers. Peter just sighed at their reaction and pulled Shuri closer to him since she didn't want sit down in the chair and sat down on his lap.

~Timeskip to last class of the day~

Peter, Shuri, and their friends where their last period. The teacher was going over somethings while Shuri and Peter started working on making light saber on their bracelet. An idea made by Peter and Ned fangirling. They where really concentrated on the light saber and mutter nonsense to eachother so the teacher decide to leave them alone. Next thing you know Shuri slap her hand on the desk and groan in frustration. Everyone stops to look at her. There 3rd screen showed a lightsaber in red. "This is the 4th time this happen." Shuri groaned. Peter held back a snort but his face turn red because of it. You can see the amusement in his eyes. "Karen check to see if you can any flaws in the equations or if it's the equipment they used." MJ said. Everyone (but her friends) looked at MJ confused. "One second." Karen said making everyone jump. "Scan complete. There seem to be 3 equipment and 6 equation error." Kare said showing the things the got wrong. "Thank you, Karen." MJ said going back to her book. "I told you shouldn't rush through equations like that." Peter sassed. "Ay, watch that sass white boy." Shuri said with blank expression. Peter put his hand up in a surrender postion. "Beside I love to invent things, math, and science. But there are some days when I have only two brain cells left." Shuri added. "Preach!" Cindy, Betty, and MJ said. Making the boys laughed and roll their eye. "Just give me the equations." Peter chuckled wiping the equations on his side.

~timeskup light sabers are done~

Class has finally ended and Shuri and Peter are messing with their hologram light sabers until they can build real ones. They had long skinny metal magnetic rod as the handle they made a long time ago for when they where building swords and they didn't have the materials to build it yet. It help makes it fell kind of realistic. It give off a magnetic push and pull to make it feel real kinda of. The others had one, too, if they wanted to join. Everyone starred at them as the fought not gracefully but good enough to say they know how to handle it. Next thing you know Wade and Ned join in making Shuri and Peter join sides together. What did did suprise them is how Wade and Peter fight looked so serious even though they were laughing. It didn't amazed them how flexible they where. They were know as the parkour kids in school and Peter was more flexible to where the most flexible girl in the school envy him. Anyway finally Peter and Shuri defeated Wade and Ned. They where about to celebrate but Cindy and Betty joined the fight. Half way during battle they where stop by MJ saying, "Our ride is here!" Shuri and Peter face dropped. "Aw, man!" They complain but ran to the car anyway.