"So this is just the front room where people we help stay. On our left is where people we barely trust stay and on the right is where bad guys stay. All cell have the ability to hold enchanted people." Peter explain as the other sat down on the couch that face the wall with a huge TV on it while other looked around especially Tony and Bruce. "The mystery teen should be comming soon he's probably working on up grading things." Shuri called out. Just then the door open where the very untrusted people held. The boy had blond hair blue eyes and pale skin and was covered in oil stains. "Hey old man!" The boy called happily. "Harley!?" Tony stated shocked. "Hey potato boy! Come meet Peter's Mom." MJ called. Harley gasped. "Yay! I've been waiting to meet her when I first found out she broke out of prison." Harely said happily with a hint of sarcasm but you can tell he was happy to finally meet her. "Ok, I've been meaning to ask you this." Harely said seriously. "Can you teach me your ways? Well, after you heal." "Of course darling, I would love to." "Yes!" Potato boy celebrated. "You know I could have taught you. I'm litterly her son and I'm pretty sure Shuri made a mallet as a joke." Peter said. Shuri gasped. "How dare think I would do something like that." She said a pulled out a metal sitck with a button. She pressed the button and it tramsformed into a mallet. "Try it it out." She said tossing it to Peter. Peter rolled his eyes but got up anyways. He twrilled it for a but before stopping and examing it but the heiegt a shape then got a huge grin on his face. "Its perfect, sweetcheeks." Peter said slipping into a accent and how his mom speak. "What was that?" Natasha asked. "What was what?" Peter questioned back not noticing the accent. "That always happen when he hold the mallet and is ready to smack someone in the face with it." Mrs. Parker (Peter Mom) said in a normal American accent. Which caught everyone off gruad. "Lets go try it out." Peter said excited snapping everyone out of their shock state. "But where-" Before Tony could finished Peter ran to a door that was barely noticeable. "Come on!" Peter ushered waving his hand with mallet towrds the open door before entering. "I wanna see this." Ned said following Peter the other soon after. "Follow me. The boys are most likely heading to the changing room." MJ said going the opposite way the boys went. There was a another door at the end of the hallway. When MJ open their was a room with a bunch of chairs. "We can watch the battle in here." MJ said sitting Mrs. Parker in the front with May. "Hurry and sit down Peter is about to fight the training robots." Potato boy said entering the room with Ned. Everyone sat down expect for Natasha and Fury who stood up in the front on the side to study Peter movements. Peter walked into into the room wearing a black and white strip suit. "The suit is to record data on Peter movements and flexibility. With it we can see were Peter need to approve in." Shuri said typing on a tablet she mysteriously had. The she put a little mic ear piece on. You know the ear piece secure waer in movies. . . .. Ok back to the story. "Ok Peter I'm going to send the test dummy in front of you and lets see how you do. You just need to hit once with the mallet and they will shut down." Shuri instructed. Peter gave Shuri a thumbs up before twirling the mallet and getting into position. By position I mean standing up straight with the mallet hung over his shoulder. "I'm surprise he remember how to twirl the mallet." May said to her sister as about 15 robots departure from the wall. "Lets see of he remember how to swing with losing balance and show off how flexiable he is at the same time." Mrs. Parker mummbled back. Next thing you know the room got quiet for a second. "Activate the training bots already." Wade whine. "I'm trying! I think I grab the old tablet by accident!" Shuri shouted back tapping the table furiously causing some people to snicker. Finally, after about 64 taps the bots attacked Peter. At first Peter was just maneuvering around with a few backflips and cartwheels. Until one bot caught him off guard amd hit him in the face. Immediately the bot was flying across the room. "Home run!" Mrs. Parker joked. Only get a few laughs and a snort. "Remind me not to get on Peter bad side." Potato boy said out loud to no one in particular. "Now that you mention it. That sounds like a good idea." Clint said. "I'm so going to teach him everything I know." Natasha whispered loudly on purpose. "Please don't." Tony said while Mrs. Parker said 'Please do'. "I listening to the birth parent here. Even you both said no I still would have did it." Tony just huffed amd kind of pouted. May whispered something to Mrs. Parker which caused her to smile and smirk the whispered something back. Bucky who was behind them and over heard because of his super hearing added some word in causing them to grin and nod. May got up and whisper something in Natasha ear getting a small smirk and a stiff nod. "I'm scared to ask what you four are talking about." Clint said. "Don't worry you'll live." May said jokingly. "Maybe~" Mrs. Parker added smirking making Clint shift in his seat. "He's good." Serenity commented watch Peter closely. He defeated at least 10 robots. Making the robots fight harder and faster. "I totally forgot you were here. Is this ok for her to know all these thing?" Cindy questioned. "Yeah, she cool. She a S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent." Tony answered waving off Cindy question.
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Crazy Peter Parker
FanficI came with this story because of rare one-shots I've seen. It's where Peter Parker is Harley Quinn son. So lets see where this story goes. -Peter×MJ×(Maybe) Shuri (Polyamory?) -Deapool is 18 -IronDad and Spiderson -Senior year -Wanda is 19 -Morgan...