Crazy Peter Parker

Chapter 1

Beep!

BEep!

BEEp!

BE- *smack*

"Ugh!" Peter groan as he turned around as soon as he did his Aunt May can in the room and open the curtains. Peter pulled his blacket over his face and groan once the light hit his face. "Get up, Peter! Your going to be late for school!" May said shaking Peter a little. Peter look at his clock to see if was 7:52. School starts at 8:30. Fuc-Shi-Shot I'm going to be late! Peter thought. May smack him on the back of his head. "Smooth." was all she said before leaving him to his thing. Did I say that outloud?... Probably did. Peter thought rushing to put on his clothes. He rushed into the brushed his teeth and tried to tame his hair but failed. He rushed into the kitchen grab two piece of bread and gave May a quick kiss on the cheek and a goodbye before running to school.

He would swing there but he was almost caught so he decide to lay low for the week. He made to school 8 minute to spare before class. He went up to his locker where Ned, his girlfriend MJ, and Wade was waiting there for him. "The dead has arisen!" Wade joked. I chuckled as Ned immediately went into talking my ear off about Legos and Star Wars.

~ timeskip to 2 period~

Yay! Second period, health, where he has all his friends in and sadly Flash. But also the teacher, Ms. Leen, is very chill amd stick up for Peter. She also let them ask her anything inappropriate to clean. She lets them use inappropriate word and cuss words to if doesn't offended anyone. And almost everyone had the hots for her. Especially over her body. She also let people she like to her first name Serenity after school beacuse it's called respected to call teachers Miss and Mister at school. Which is Peter and his friends. But they still call her Ms. Leen time to time. Peter gets weird vibes from her nothing threating though. Anyways, during class everyone did their own thing since no one had any questions to ask. So me and the others text about Spider-Man and Peter's mom.

Bet: I wish I could meet her

Cid: Yeah! She sould very lovely and nice

Pete: She is. I miss her hugs and kisses 😢

MJ: Awww

Ned: ;-;

Wade: Baby boy 😭

Cid: My heart 💔

Bet: ^

As Peter was going to reply Mr.Stark text him.

Mr. Stark: Hey, kiddo! Happy won't be able to pick you up. And I'm on a mission with the rouge Avengers. So a intern at your school will pick you up

Pete: What their name? And try not to start anything

Mr. Stark: WOW! Starting to think low of me. Anyways, I think her name is-

Before Peter can read the name my phone got snatched from his hands. "Hey Penis!" Flash taunted. "Who you texting?" He ask reading my message. "Mr. Stark!? *scoff* Are you serious Penis? We all know Mr. Stark don't hire high schoolers. Especially idiots like you. I bet you stole this Stark phone-" "AHEM!" Was heard through the classroom. There stood a pissed Ms. Leen. "Give. Peter. His. Phone. Back!" She said. Flash handed Petet back his phone and sat back down. "Great, now I can't even leave to use restroom without worrying now." Ms. Leen mumbled. Peter and Wade was able to hear it with their enchanted abilities and looked at each other confused but shrugged it off. Peter was Ms. Leen favorite student everyone knows that. So they thought that was the problem. "Or is it something else." Wade said outloud. Everyone ignored him it happens often. As Ms. Leen sat to scroll through instagram she started mumbling somethings like teenager, bullied, not being able to kill minor. (This one concern Peter. Wade just snicker and text the other about what happen. They snicker, too.) After a while of snickering and Peter being concern the bell finally rung. "Yay! Lunch!" Wade and Peter celebrated quickly running out the door. A few second Peter came back a stood next to MJ and held out his hand. MJ looked at Peter unamused but gave him a small quick smile and grab his hand. The two lovely couple walk out the classroom with Ned, Cindy, and Betty trailing behind. Ms. Leen chucked. "Young love. So sweet and innocents. I hope the best for you two especially knowing who your parent are." Ms. Leen sighed to herself. Then someone called her. 'Bossy much' was the caller ID. Ms. Leen rolled her eyes but answer. "What do you want? I swear if this is about your daughter. She. Is. Fine! She just left for lunch!"

~At lunch~

"Ms. Leen was hilarious!" Wade chucked. "I love the killing minor part." MJ mumbled snuggling into the crock Peter neck. "And I thought my family was crazy!" Peter exclaim. It was quiet for a bit before they started laughing. Betty and Cindy who sat on the other side chuckle at their behavior. The caferteria look at them crazy but they all shrugged off expect for one. "Yo, Penis! What are you and your little 'buddies' laughing about." Flash taunted. His goons laughed. Honestly no one thought it was funny. They just ignore him. "Hey listen to me when I'm talking to you!" Flash said walking up to the group. "Back off!" Wade snapped. "Shut it scar face!" Flash snap back. That when the whisper started. Everyone know Wade was sensitive about his scar. And the last kid who did ended up in the hospital the next day. So no one brought it up. "Flash don't you think thats a bit much?" Cindy ask. "Oh, please don't tell m-" Flash was cut off by a pair of heels. Ms. Leen walk in. "Eugene Thompson!" Ms. Leen shouted. Flash squealed. "Y-yes, Ms. Leen?" Flash ask innocently. "Sit down and leave them alone!" "Yes, Ms. Leen." With that Ms. Leen grab a tray lunch and started to walk out annoyed. "Oh, and Enguene you should know better than to talk about Wade scars. Do you not remember what happen to the last kid?" Ms. Leen questioned. The caferteria go quiet. "Ummm, y-yeah. Why y- *gasp* Was it you that hurt him!?" Flash questioned horrified. "That's for me to know and you to guess. If you you want." Ms. Leen said giving Peter group a wink and walk out. Now everyone knew (Peter's group) that it was Wade who hurt the kid but they didn't say anything since he's Deadpool. That left them wondering. What did she mean?