Doyoung: Why is there a green owl in front of the dorm?
Elsie typing on her iPad and writing in her notebook furiously: I missed yesterday's Cantonese lesson.∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Elsie tweeting: Like for a tbh.
Elsie: @'s Haechan tbh I would never wanna share a room with you.
Haechan: I didn't even like the tweet?!∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
*Meeting Elsie's Parents*
Jaemin: I'm a big fan of your work.∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Xiaojun: Hey Elsie
Elsie tearing up: The Dreamies called me Elsie.
Xiaojun: ...That's because it's your name.∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Jisung doing a crossword puzzle: What's a six letter word for a tall tower?
*Elsie Walking Past*
Elsie: Johnny.∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Elsie: I have no fears.
Jisung: I'm taller than you and there's nothing you can do.
Elsie: I have one fear.∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Kun: Would you rather stab Johnny or-
Elsie: Stab Johnny.
Kun: I didnt give you a sexond option?
Elsie: I would still stab Johnny.
Kun:
Johnny: Not gonna lie, I'm feeling a bit unsafe in this dorm. Does anyone else feel the same way?∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Ten: After you.
Elsie: No, after you.
Ten: No. Ladies first, come on I insist.
Yuta barging past.: After me.∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Jaehyun: *hugs Elsie*
Elsie: What are you doing?
Jaehyun: Hugging you.
Elsie: Ew.
Elsie:
Elsie: Do it again.∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Elsie: 1998 Hendery was the best Hendery
Hendery: I wasn't even alive in 1998?
Elsie: Exactly.∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Elsie: I failed my safety course today.
Yangyang: What? Why?
Elsie: One of the questions was 'What steps would you take in the event of a fire?'
Yangyang: Yeah?
Elsie: Apparently 'really fucking large ones' wasn't a part of the mark scheme.
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polarity ✗ nct female member [discont.]
DiversosSM debuted the only female to the multi membered hit group, Neo Culture Technology. Also famously known as NCT. "NCT has 4 brain cells and they all belong to Elsie." "That's the only time that you have said anything truthful today Dongh...