When a villian takes the place of a hero

Wait...

Hey! It's been a while huh? Sorry this took forever! More updates should be coming in smoothly from now on, as i'm currently getting ready to move and I surpisingly have a lot of free time! Also, keep an eye out! I have a special chap about our villain crackheads and their mom friend ٩(ര̀ᴗര́*)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Now that you've quieted down, I have an announcement to make" Aizawa's tired and annoyed gaze raked over the students, including the not-so registered one. They still don't know what to do with him, but he seems to handle the gremlins perfectly, so they just let him stay. That may have been a bad idea though, considering the fact he could also be a devil spawn (and he'd rather not upset the mini group of children who may or may not be able to murder him in his sleep). 

"As you all know, this is a hero course. In thi-"

"I thought this was history…." A quiet voice calls out a bit sarcastically. 

"Wait, this ain't chemistry?! I'm in the wrong class…." 

Aizawa glares at Nano and Midoriya, continuing as if he wasn't just interrupted, "in this course, you will learn that fighting villains isn't the only thing heroes do. There's also rescue. So for today, we're heading out. Grab your suits and meet me at the front of the school in ten." With his final word, the tired hobo man walks out, mumbling something along the lines of drinking enough coffee to win a fight with death. Once he walks out, the class erupts with noise as the hero students chatter and rush off to the locker rooms. The group of idiots™ stand up and walk out, snickering to themselves. Those hero kids wouldn't know rescue if it fucked them in the ass. 

The squad makes it out first, not exactly having to change at all. They weren't participating, nor were they ever wearing a school uniform. They originally were supposed to wear one, but they had Dabi burn them, so they just wear normal clothes. Dabi wore a white t-shirt and jeans with a leather jacket. Toga and Nano decided to match, wearing pink. Toga wore a white long sleeve with pink hearts, a matching pink skirt, and pink ribbons to tie up her hair. Nano, surprisingly, had that exact shade of pink. A white collared long sleeve under a loose pink quarter sleeve. Black jeans and pink shoes to match the blonde girl. He even wore white and pink hair clips, for aesthetic. Midoriya seemed to follow the pattern and wore a white shirt, with light ripped jeans and a gray sweater tied around his waist. They stood around the front of the school, bored. Apparently they were taking a bus there, which was pretty weird. They should have hella training rooms here...right?

"I thought UA would have training grounds for those types of things? Ya know...like on campus?" Nano wondered out loud, saying exactly what the other three were thinking. 

Dabi snorts, rolling his eyes in a bored way, "You’d think that, huh? With all that money UA’s got. This place is basically a-"

"I wouldn’t finish that thought if I were you Dabi..the others are back," Toga interrupts the tall teen, nudging him in the stomach. Said burnt boi turns to see the approaching students, looking at their

clothes and holding back his laughter. That doesn’t end up happening, so he doubled over, holding onto his stomach as tears seem to form at the corners of his eyes. “O-Oh my god! What the fuck are those outfits?! Did you fucking make them yourselves?! That’s fucking rich! You look like fucking toddlers who-”

Frowning, Nano swiftly kicks Dabi in the back of his shin. Not expecting it. Dabi’s laughter gets cut short as his body falls over. You can softly hear the tune to ‘Mmmmh what’cha say’, the angels are weeping, god is disappointed. 

Dabi unpleasantly hits the ground with an “oOF-”

Toga and Midoriya share a look before laughing, wrapping their arms around each other as they point at Dabi’s misfortune. Dabi wants to die. Class 1-A wants to die. Obama wants to die.

__________________________________________________________________________________________

Aizawa ushers everyone on the bus before hopping into the front seat away from the teenagers. A certain gray haired boy wants to follow, not wanting to be a hero in the first place. He sits in a corner next to Toga, awkwardly watching out of the window while listening to everyone else speak. It’s pretty entertaining, listening to the hero kids try to speak to the villains.  The first person to speak up is the frog girl. Her name starts with a T or something. 

“Normally i’m not one to be nosey, but what are your guys’ quirks? We haven’t seen you guys use any, kero.” Toga starts to grin wide, opening her mouth to reply but getting cut off by the tape one, “ Actually...I’ve never heard of you guys at all. Well, at least before Aizawa and All Might brought you guys to our class.”

Midoriya smirks, his eyes becoming half lidded in a dangerous glance, “Oh? How haven’t you heard of us? We were the ones to-”

“Midoriya once accidentally shoplifted before crying and running to us, so that’s how he became a villain” Toga interrupts him, a bit miffed about being cut off earlier. Midoriya chokes on air and glares at the blonde girl, his face becoming a light shade of pink.

“You cum guzzling butt sucker! That wasn’t how I became a villain and you know it! I was there before you! A-And that was one time!” The green haired boy pouts, reaching over Dabi to try and fight the girl. Toga squeaks and hops onto Nano’s lap, which causes the latter to yelp and blush. “Get over here! I’ll show you a real villain!”

“Mom! Izu is trying to kill me again!” she fake cries into Nano’s shoulder, smirking evilly at Midoriya. He sticks his tongue out childishly back at her. Nano is just looking back at the two of them in shock. “Um?! Mom?! Why am I mom?!”

“You radiate big Mom™ energy. No one stands a chance against your disappointed mom look.” Toga sheepishly smiles at him, still on his lap attempting to dodge Midoriya’s grabby hands of doom. Nano just sighs and accepts his fate. The Pink one, Tape boi, and Pikachu started laughing. "Aw man! You guys really are a riot!" The tape one says, leaning onto the yellow one. Nano gives them a nervous smile before switching seats with Toga, so she wouldn't have to sit near Midoriya. Said boy just pouts and goes back to sitting correctly. The rest of the bus ride is pretty quiet, until they finally stop. A tall boy with glasses and blue hair stands up. He starts attempting to get everyone off the bus in an orderly fashion.

It didn't work.

"Shut the fuck up! We're here!"

"Ow! That's my foot asshole! Stop pushing or i'll tell Eraserhead!" 

"You're the only ones pushing brats" Aizawa's voice calls out. Dabi and Toga are trying to push Nano and Midoriya out of the bus, who in turn are shoving them back. All four of them end up falling out of the door, landing in a pile of limbs and curses. Aizawa rolls his eyes and motions for the hero students to follow him. Thankfully there were two exits. As they walk away, the four crack addicts stand up. Tripping and chasing each other like little kids, they run down the stairs onto the wide space below. There they continue to play around. Still above them, Aizawa and the Pro hero Thirteen explain to the students what they will be doing. They seemed to be distracted, too busy watching the villain kids play tag. That's such an...innocent game. The adults seemed to remember that those kids are the same age as their students. They're just teens. Well…teens that apparently broke the law for fun.

Their fun seemed to be cut short. The air in the facility had dropped a few degrees. Already putting his guard up, he looks down to the villain kids, ready to defend them and his students in an instant. He sees the beginning of what looks like a portal, and 4 frozen kids in front of it.

Down on the lower level, the teens seemed to be frozen in shock. Wasn't this supposed to be some kind of disclosed location? Dabi and Midoriya share a look while Toga grabs Nano and pulls him slightly behind her. All of them were tense, until they realized just who the portal was coming from.

"Kuro...Kurogiri…?"