When a villian takes the place of a hero

Balenciaga Short Shorts

Sorry the chap is short. It's mostly filler. You'll thank me later

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“I swear to god Midoriya if you meme again I will castrate you-”

“Please don't! I like my dick attached please!”

Nano and Midoriya were at it again. They weren't as bad as Midoriya and Dabi, but they were close. They never got physical though, it's always just verbal. You'd expect big bad Deku to fight back to someone like that, right? Well you're not wrong, usually he would. But this guy...there was something about him...something that reminded him of someone dear to him.

Eh, but he'd get into that later. For now, they needed to get rid of these hero kids.

Dabi had tied them to chairs with some belts he found in his closet. There were three of teens. The...tape one, the yellow pikachu, and the pink one. They looked nervous, pulling against the restraints.

“Oi, don't fucking break my belts. They cost more than your net worth…” Dabi drawls out his words, watching them in disdain. The tape one’s eyes widen at that.

“N-Net worth?! The hell is that?!” He stutters, turning to his friends. They both shrug, not knowing what it is either.

“Oh...they're idiots.”

A smack is heard as Midoriya holds the back of his head, leaning away from Nano's outstretched hand. With an angry pout on his face Nani puts his hand back down. “They are not! Don't insult people you've never met!”

“I've technically insulted you.”

“I'll insult your fucking existence if you don't shut the hell up.” Nano glares at the older boy before turning to the students still tied up. “Hey uh...sorry about this. These guys don't trust you guys and all that. Why were you guys even here?”

The pink one speaks up now, her voice panicky and fast. “We just wanted to see if you guys were alright! You seemed dead and stuff. And who are you?! Are you a villain too?”

“M-Me? I'm not a villain! I-”

“He's an honorary villain! He hasn't done anything!” Toga jumps in, smiling widely.

“Nothin’ yet anyway,” Dabi mumbles.

“Then why are you here? Are you new to the hero course?” Pink tilts her head in confusion.

“Uh, I don't know myself actually. I'm Garanishi Nano, sorry we had to meet on these conditions,” giving them a sheepish smile Nano introduces himself. “What's uh...what do I call you guys?”

Lightning McQueen answers first. “I'm Kaminari Denki!”

Followed by tape boi's “Sero Hanta, sorry for barging in here..”

“Ashido Mina is the name! Don't wear it out, yeah?” she winks at Nano. He gives her an awkward smile back.

Turning back to his friends (he hopes they're friends), he motions to the belts. The trio just shrug at him. Sighing, he points at them and clears his throat. Still no response. Toga starts whistling, not looking anywhere near Nano's direction. Midoriya pretends to not have heard him, raising an eyebrow. Dabi stares at him with his arms crossed. Letting out an exasperated sigh, Nano points to Kaminari.

“Are you guys gonna let them out?”

“Nope!” Toga shakes her head.

“Let who out?” Midoriya asks in fake confusion.

“Huh, suddenly I can't understand japanese. What a shame…” Dabi says in a bored tone, not really caring what happens to them.

“How about English then asshole?” Nano snarks His english is pretty fluent surprisingly. “If you guys don't untie them, I will!”

Kaminari leans over to Sero, whispering, “Wait...what did he say?” only to have Sero shrug. “I only caught something about english.”

Nano groans when Dabi doesn't respond. Instead of fighting though, he just takes the belts of the three mini heroes. Apologizing, he tosses the belts to, who catches them, one of them hitting him in the nose. Feeling a little smug, Nano smirks and turns to Ashido.

“Sorry again. Please try not to do that again, yeah?”

Ashido gives him a mock salute. “Aye sir! We'll make sure we don't! If you want to, you can hang with us if you want! Mayb-”

“He doesn't want to hang out with you losers. Get lost.” Midoriya steps in front of Nano protectively. Dabi and Toga stand next to him, giving the others a hard glare. Ashido’s shocked look gave away what she was going to say next.

“But he didn’t say-”

“Get lost hero. Before we do something you’ll regret." Something flashed behind Midoriya's eyes. Something dangerous. Ashido just backs up, taking Kaminari and Sero with her out of the room. When they get far enough, Dabi closes the door and locks it. Toga lets out a sigh of relief. Midoriya turns to Nano with a straight face, his eyes to the ground and his voice tight.

“You wouldn’t choose them over us, right? You wouldn’t do that to me?......Right?”

Nano gives him a shocked look. “Me? Choose them? If I’m correct, they aren’t the ones who got me out of my mini personal hell. I also know that they aren’t the ones who took me out on a joyride around town and have one of the best fucking days of my life just because I was sad. So...I don’t think I will.” the gray haired boy gives him a small smile. Midoriya gives him one right back.

“Glad you made the right choice. Now, how about we start another movie? I’m thinking Fight Club. Any objections?”