When a villian takes the place of a hero

Case, Midoriya Izuku

Investigator: "What's your name brat?" 

Midoriya smirks, leaning back in his chair. Eyes gleaming with mischief, he replies in a snarky tone.

Midoriya: "Joe"

Investigator: "Joe what?"

Midoriya: "Joe Mama!"

The investigator's eye twitches.

Investigator: "Please...be serious. State your name. Full government please"

Midoriya: "Damn, you're no types of fun"

Midoriya pouts before continuing.

Midoriya: "Izu- Wait! Sorry I forget we do last names first here. Midoriya Izuku." 

Investigator: "What do you mean 'here?' Are you not Japanese?"

Midoriya: "Uh, rude! Of course I'm Japanese! We wouldn't be able to speak right now if I wasn't! Is it 'cause i'm black?!" 

The investigator starts sweating under Midoriya's glare sent his way. Green eyes seemed to glow underneath the fluorescent lights of the interrogation room.

Investigator: "N-No! That's not what I meant!"

Midoriya: "It better be. My dad could totally kick your ass…at least after I'm done with you~"

Smirking, Midoriya waves the man off nonchalantly.

Midoriya: "Finish your stupid interrogation. I'm getting bored" 

Investigator: "Ri-right...Age please"

Midoriya: "Uh...16 I think? I don't remember" 

Investigator: "Parents?"

Midoriya: "Inko and Hisashi Midoriya"

Investigator: "Highest grade level?"

Midoriya: "They ask this shit now? Okay then. Uh...last time I went to school was…can I get back to you on that?"

Investigator: "Sure. Got any friends?"

Midoriya: "Yep. It's too bad they're being investigated as well. When do I get to see them?"

Investigator: "Later. What's your quirk?"

Midoriya: "[Redacted]"

Investigator: "Alright. Now, what can you tell me about the League?"

Midoriya: "Other than how Shigaraki sucks my dick? Nothin'. Unless you wanna hear abou-"

Investigator: "No. I don't. What can you tell me about the League's leader?"

Midoriya: "I already told you! Handy man sucks my dick" 

Investigator: "Kid...fine. You do any drugs?"

Midoriya: "Other than the literal disgusting smoke we call air? None. Although, they should make weed legal here…"

The investigator sighs, setting his papers down. Did he get stuck with the worst one? He could already feel the headache forming as the teen rambles on about the difference of weed and cocaine.

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Name: Midoriya Izuku 

Age: 16

Birthday: July 16th, XXXX

Height: 5'4

Hair color: Green

Eye color: Green

Race: A mixture of Japanese and a bit of African American 

Quirk: Well wouldn't you like to know

Family: Hisashi Midoriya (Alive), Inko Midoriya (Alive)

Extra info: Went missing at age 7. The search was closed 5 years later when there was no sign of him. Hisashi Midoriya is still in America. Inko Midoriya lives *[Redacted]* and her contact information is *[Redacted]*

Please contact her as soon as possible