It's in the little things: One-shots x2

Flirty thirty: Live stream banter

Little bit different to what I usually write, definitely "Steamier". This one is for LaurenDonald7, I hope you all enjoy! Let me know what you think in the comments!

Dianne's POV:

"Right Dotty me love, i'll be going live in approximately three minutes, you ready ? You sure this is okay? We don't have to do a livestream, we can just switch off from work for the day, enjoy being away, i'm sure they'll understand." Joe shouts to me as I get stroll back into the room in my dressing gown, crawling up the bed beside him. "I'm right here, there's no need to shout you idiot, I think the couple downstairs heard you!" I tease lightly, shuffling over to hi whilst he gets his laptop ready, drawing his eyes from his screen to stick his tongue out at me, "Sorry sweetheart, I thought you were in the bathroom...it's all this theatre work, i'm so used to projecting now, its a habit. Come here, give us a kiss before we start, thank you for this." Pressing a kiss to my forehead, nose and finishing at my lips, his hand tracing ever-so-lightly over my bare skin from my neck, down my collar bones and to my waist, lingering ever so slightly, his eyes skimming over my body, hesitating, before meeting my gaze again and holding it.

Shivering under his touch, I pull away, sitting up and pulling my dressing gown tighter, "Joseph...go live, the food will be here soon and then we have the rest of our stay." I whisper, pushing his hand back to his laptop and readjusting my position beside him and preparing for the weird and wonderful things we will chat about with our fans this evening. "And we are LIVE! Let me just post the link. Hi everybody! How is everyone? Any exciting weekend plans?" I still find it hilarious watching the subtle shift in personality between my Joseph and ThatcherJoe, it really is the slightest difference but I notice it every time we film.

The way he holds me close but still at a distance in comparison to normal.

The way he deliberately calls me Di/Dianne on camera and Dot/Dotty off camera.

How he censors himself.

But, it always reminds me how much I love all versions of my Joseph-The dancer, Ogie, ThatcherJoe and boyfriend Joe. As we discussed all sorts of topics with the members, including Bonfire night, The Joe and Dianne show and merch, I note how Joseph's focus is slipping from his laptop and towards me, my hand stroking his face randomly, running through his hair and exploring him innocently. "Hey Di, are you naked under that dressing gown?"" Joe butts in, disturbing my actions and my thoughts. "Um...yeah why?" I say, tugging it up higher up my chest and wrapping my arms across protectively. Was I flashing the camera?! "No,no, no reason! Me too that's all!" he chuckles, turning his attention back to the livestream, not before he throws me a subtle wink.

Wow Joseph! What has got into you tonight!

A rapid knock on the door sparks the end of our livestream for tonight, Joe wrapping up while I dash for the food, self-consciously holding my dressing gown across my body, almost defensively, welcoming room-service and the selection of meals we have ordered. Thanking the waiter, I close the door but before I can turn around, Joseph wraps his arms around me from behind, trailing kisses down my neck, causing my head to fall forward against the door as I relax under his touch. "Joe...the food." I stutter quietly and suddenly he is gone-leaving me flushed, flustered and craving his touch once again.

Joe's POV:

Once again, my little one has surprised me with another, 24-hour trip away this weekend and i'm so grateful. This time last year, we were in such a different place, things happening that were exciting but we couldn't share...so this year, I am determined to show her exactly what I wanted to prove to her back then. We've had the best day so far, starting with another fantastic pancake stack made by Dotty, a cute little walk along the river and finally, this surprise and this day has proved one thing to me.

Dianne Buswell is just as flirty now, as she was back then. Becoming my public girlfriend, has not changed that in the slightest.

She has been, unknowingly, driving me mad all day, with her teasing touch, flirty words and those looks she gives. It started this morning as we were lying in bed, just enjoying the company and she began placing soft kisses along my (Abnormally long) neck and up my jawline whilst her fingers danced over my skin...before leaping out of bed, in search of her morning coffee, leaving me flushed and flustered. Then it continued when we returned from our walk, curling up with her body pressed against me as her ice-cold hands traced my abs, eventually resting on my waistband and nuzzling closer to me, fluttering her eyelashes against my skin softly. And then she disappeared, leaving me now cold, shouting something about us needing to pack before leaving. Finally, running her hands over me during the live-stream, her teasing touch all too much when we spend the majority of our days apart at the moment. Seeing her leaning against the door, closing out the world for the rest of the night and welcoming in our food but honestly, she is the only thing on my mind.

Sneaking up behind her, I reach out and wrap my arms around her tiny waist, pressing delicate kisses along her next, smirking as I feel her relax against me, her head resting on the door in front of us, "Joe...the food..." she gasps as I continue my attack on her neck. "You" kiss "have been" kiss "teasing me" kiss " ALL DAY" kiss. Spinning her round to face me, I lift her chin and get momentarily lost in her tawny eyes, "YOU are the only thing that matters right now, food can wait."

"You are AMAZING Joseph Sugg, I forgot how much...I missed you." she pants contentedly, settling against my bare chest, her crazy red hair fanning everywhere behind her, a few strands attaching themselves to her cheeks. Wiping the strays from her beautiful face, I press a firm kiss to her forehead and snuggle her, my free hand running softly along her spine, "I'll remind you that you said that, next time you get pissed off at me." I tease as we bask in our peaceful bliss, the world around us irrelevant for the moment. Coming back down to reality, we begin our usual, light hearted banter, Dianne wriggling from my grip, sitting up to reach for her phone. Reluctant to leave this haze, I bury my face into the gap between her neck and chin, once again placing delicate kisses along her most sensitive places. "I forgot how addictive you are. And how goddamn flirty you are. Like, this behaviour was normal this time last year...when we couldn't...well you know. But you've been my girlfriend for a long time Miss Buswell, you don't need to flirt to get my attention anymore. I wink as she deadpan stares at me...

"Just because i'm thirty now, doesn't mean I will be any less flirty, excuse you and your ageism Joseph Graham Sugg! Last time YOU get your way mate!" raising her eyebrow, her lips firmly pressed together as I roar with laughter. "Oh God, I love you so much Dotty, so so much!" I stutter through tears of laughter, fingers tracing her abdomen as she chuckles due to a mixture of being ticklish and the fact that i'm literally crying.

"It's a good job I love you too, you idiot."