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This is totally a joke w sabrinaverite so enjoy bye

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"Shut up, u is stupide" I yelled

My name Melanie Styles , yes my distant cousin removed six times IS harry styles, so what?

I was married to justin bieber, but I divorced him yesterday.

The sad thoughts filled my mind as a cried for hours strait. I wanted to die, I was going to be a huge mess for ever.

But I wasn't gonna let that ruin my birthday coming up tomorrow, I 15 years old, tomorrow I am turning 21 years.

Harrieh was taking on tour to make me feel better. I was super wxited to hang out with him.
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Honi are u gonna go to haries house now?' My mom asked me with a look of concern, I could see the twinkle in her eye that was filled with sadness.

My mom rlly liked justin, and she wanted me love him.

But I hate him since he cheated with my so clawed bestiy sabrvina.

"BOUT A WEAK AGO' I yelled at my mom, I then grabbed her from her chair and threw out the window.

"And then we tweeken hoe" she yelled as she fell out of the third stori of the hous.

I sighed and then walked into the car
"CHICKENS" I yelled as a ran over the ninth person today

When I got to Harris house I knocked on the door.

My plams were sweating

And it hurt in my head, in my heart in my chest, I was having trouble catching my breath.

"Hi" Harris waved

"I like ur weave" I told him

"R u stupid this ain't no weave"

Harry screamed

He then lifted his hand and punched me in the face.

"I'm sorry" he said to me

Then he started to lean in

'Suck my butt harri" I told him and walked into the house

" this is the ppl in my band' he said pointing towards the six people infront of me

'Thats ni, that's zayn, that laim, thats lui, and that some Asian we meat today" he nodes reluctantly towards the 8 of them

"Guys, and girl," he said to them" this is Melanie, she is 10 years old, tomorrow she is 19"

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