Murderous florist [KiriDeku]

I would rather eat flowers

I'm so sorry guys for the late update, again.

-Midoriyas POV-

"Welcome to the flower- oh. Hi Dabi, what are you doing here?" he walks up to the counter, with to bags "So, All mights agents may or may not have found my apartment" he scratches his neck. I look blankly at him "And let me guess, you want to stay at my place, because you've heard that Toga stays here too?" he laughs nervously and nods "What are you guys even doing that they found you so fast" I roll my eyes.

"My apartment is right above the shop. You just need to knock, I'm sure Toga will open the door. I'll be back in the evening, and don't make a mess out of m place" I look him dead in the eyes and he nods wide eyed.

He picks up his bags and walks up to my apartment.

I spent a couple more hours at the flower shop, sold some flowers, and then closed and walked up to my apartment.

I open the door and walk in, only to find Toga and Dabi on the couch watching my little pony. "What the hell are you two doing?" I take off my shoes and walk over to them. "Watching an action movie" "My little pony is not action" I sigh and walk in bedroom and then change in some comfortable clothes.

I walk back in change the channel to the news. "What the fuck, Deku?" they both say at the same time. "First off all, it's better to check the news, you know, since we are all wanted. Always were, but you know what I mean. And second, I'm for sure not making dinner for all of us, so come up with something" they groan and walk to the kitchen, searching the drawers for food.

"Deku, you don't have anything to eat" I roll my eyes "I had a lot of food, but you needed to eat everything, Toga".

Dabi sighs and puts flour on the table "We can make noodles" he shrugs "How do you want to make noodles out of flour?" Toga asks "Mix it with water, duh. You can make noodles out of that, but I'm not sure if it will taste good" he looks at the flour and then at us.

"Do what you what to do, dabi" I say and turn to the TV, watching the news.

After about an hour and I walk in the kitchen to check on them.

"..Now we put them in the pot" "For how long?" Dabi shrugs "Until they look like you can actually eat them" they both look at the pot with water and nod, proudly of themselves.

"We are just going to eat noodles, and that's it? No sauce or something?" I walk up to them and also look in the pot.

Toga rolls her eyes and rest her hand on her waist, you know so that you look dramatic "Yes Deku, we are sorry that we are not good at cooking, we tried at least" I sigh and look at them worriedly, they still look at their noodles.

To be honest, their noodles look like big beige worms, and badly shaped too. 

"Do you really think i will eat it?" I ask "Either or starve, our little broccoli" I shake my head at both f them.

If we were normal roommates who were going to college, we would probably die. They can't even cook a simple meal. they probably wouldn't even go to their classes.

We are still like children, in a bad kinda way.

After about twenty minutes we meet again in the kitchen.

"Do you think we can take them out now?" I ask. We stare at the pot, again, but this time awkwardly. "I don't know, they still look the same" Dabi says. "How bad can it actually be" Toga says, as if the food that was i the pot looked normal.

No but really, the noodles looked like log disgusting worms.

"I think we should take them out" they nod in agreement. 

After about ten minutes the noodles were on the plates on the diner table. "Who will try first?" we all look down at the food, if you can call it food.

"Well, I'm out. You two cooked it yo you need to try it first" I say and cross m arms they glare at me and then look down at their plates again.

"Plus you need to clean y kitchen later" I add.

They take their forks and try the noodles. "And? How is it?" I ask. They exchange looks and then look at me.

"Try it" Toga said daring. I look them dead in the eyes and then down at the worms. I take my fork and poke the noodles. I take a bite and chew on them for  while.

I look up "I would rather eat flowers" we all put our forks down and nod "Yeah, me too" "Same".

Later at around 10 pm we all sat on the couch. 

"Aren't you scared the agents, assassins or whatever, will find your apartment?" Dabi asks "Of course I'm scared. After all people see me everyday, mostly old people so that can be why they didn't find me yet. But I would rather live at the office. It's safer there, with all the weapons and other murderers" I say. 

"Should I call Mamagiri and ask if we can stay at the office?" I ask. They nod.

I pick up my phone and call him. After a couple of seconds he answered.

"Hello, Deku? Why are you calling me so late?" I go straight to the point "Toga, Dabi and In are all living at my place right now, and we are scared the assassins will find us. So we wanted to ask if we could stay at the office until we can be sure that we are safe at my apartment?" he sighs "Twice already asked me too. I'm not sure how All for One, or Tomura will react, but I guess you can stay here as long as you can, until Tom kicks you out" "Okay, thanks. We will come tomorrow" I hung up and put my phone down.

"We will go tomorrow. Maybe we can get some missions so we won't bore us to death" the nod and we continue to watch the old Winx.

I know I've been gone for a while, but I'm back again. And I hope I will update weekly again, it even annoys me that I always update late. I hope you forgive me.

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