Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare- Shaymien

Dare

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Disclaimer- don't harass the smosh fam. If you're from smosh and you're reading this, my apologies if I made you uncomfortable. This story is just the product of a thought that popped into my head that I couldn't get rid of. If people like it, I'll do a second chapter where things heat up a few more levels ;)

It was time for yet another "Spin the Bottle: Truth or Dare" with Smosh Pit, it having been awhile since the last one. This episode was featuring the classic Smosh Pit crew, minus Olivia and plus Damien. Olivia was on vacation with her boyfriend Sam, so Damien was filling in for her.

Shayne, Courtney, Keith, Noah, and Damien sat in a semicircle, with the oversized bottle on the ground between them. They were almost done filming for the video, and they surely looked like it. Keith had lipstick prints on his eyelids, courtesy of Courtney. Noah was wearing a taped-on mustache and had a monocle drawn around his left eye with a crappy expo marker, as well as having his ankles tied together. Courtney had, once again, been forced to eat crayons, and had lipstick smeared on her mouth from her dare with Keith. Damien's toenails were painted a horrid green color and his shirt was on inside out, and Shayne had his hair in two poorly done pigtails, with poorly done eyeliner to match.

It was Damien's turn to spin the bottle, so he gave it a hearty spin.

"Hiii- YAH!" He shouted as he spun, bringing his hand to his face in the "you need more training" pose. After a few seconds, the bottle came to a stop, pointing directly at Shayne. Courtney handed Damien the bucket, which was down to like six pieces of paper. As Damien ruffled his hand through the papers, Courtney could barely contain her excitement. This time around, they had all pitched in dares to the bucket, and Courtney knew that at least two of the dares that were left were put in by her.

Damien finally grabbed a piece of paper, and folded it out while setting the bucket down. As he read the dare inside his head, his eyes widened. "Oh no," he exclaimed and put his face in his hands. Courtney was brimming with energy.

"What's it say, Damien? Come on, read it!" She demanded.

"Ugh... it says 'touch tongues, full contact, five seconds'," there was a short pause. "Please don't make us do this, guys." Damien pleaded, looking to Shayne to see if he had the same reaction. Unsurprisingly, Shayne looked down for anything.

"Hell yeah!" Shayne exclaimed, and Damien wasn't sure if he was putting on a character for the camera or not. Courtney looked like she was dying as she let out breathless laughs.

"That one," she breathed heavily, before finishing her thought, "that one's one of mine!" She broke out into another fit of giggles, her hand slapping the couch.

Shayne and Damien's eyes met briefly, and Damien was relieved to see uncertainty in Shayne's eyes. So he was just putting on a character. Damien really didn't want to do this dare, not just because of the implications, but because he thought it was really weird.

"Seriously guys, this is gonna be gross." Damien spoke, trying to weasel himself out of the situation.

"Oh, don't be such a baby about it. Me and Keith had to touch tongues for a dare once!" Noah said, egging Shayne and Damien on.

"They did, I remember that," chipped in Shayne. "But you guys only had to tap each other. What does 'full contact' even mean, exactly?"

Courtney was quick to jump in with an answer. "Seeing as I'm the one who wrote it, I'd say that 'full contact' means that the top of your tongue," she pointed to Damien, "touches the top of his tongue," she pointed to Shayne, "for five full seconds."

Shayne mulled it over for a second. "So like, we should both extend our tongues to our chins and then like... meet in the middle?" 

Damien groaned. "If that's the easiest way to get this over with, then sure. You did brush your teeth this morning, right?" Damien laughed nervously, trying to throw at least a bit of comedy into this super weird situation.