this is our happy place - poetry

for her

when she enters the room, it falls silent
everyone looks in awe and surprised
she's the type of woman any man wants
and by any, i mean the men without eyes

she wants everything but she won't work for it
she's ugly both inside and out
she's had more sea-men than any boat
but fishers would rather kiss trout

her touch could make flowers wilt
and her glare can cut like a knife
and any poor fellow that falls for her tricks
would be wise to not call her his wife

she's a dumb ass fucking bitch
— LEW