Things that Mia says that seem like fake subs but arent

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1. Bitch I'm solo!

2. Fuckboy alert

3. I think I'm considered the 8th unofficial member of BTS by the boys of BTS. When did this happen?

4. I wish I was a member of TXT.

5. Yeonjun is my bias. Shhh don't tell him.

6. Taehyun is my bias wrecker and baby.

7. Rowoon Oppa, Look at me. (Reference to Extraordinary You)

8. I don't need you. I'll just run away.

9. My manager once lost me during my own concert.

10. Choi Soobin! Choi Yeonjun!  Choi Beomgyu! Kang Taehyun! HeuningKai! Tomorrow X Together! SLAYYYYYYYY

11. People ask me for relationship advice when I haven't been in a relationship.

12. I'm lonely okay! Don't ask me anymore about relationship advice.

13. I'm so lonely, I have nobody

14. I think about the time where I also had the stage name Aurora. Not sleeping beauty but the night sky.

15. STAR, super tardy ass readers. Wait what?

16. I don't need your loveeeee

17. I think my managers can never take their eyes off me based on the fact I often disappear from their sight.

18. T X T! .....Taehyun, my child!

19. Taehyun is my little brother but he's also like my child.

20. How to get away with murder? 🤔(Manager looks shocked at her)

21. I wanted Sejin but you can't take him away from BTS. They're a set.

22. I AINT a BABYGIRL

23. Am I shy? yes
Am I a girl? questionable but yes
Am I a crackhead like the rest of my label mates? YES!

24. BigHit feeds us CDs alongside our meals.

25. Let it go! Let it go! Yeonjun let Soobin go!

26. I have a total of 8 younger brothers, two dads, and a lazy uncle, and a sunshine.

27. PARK JIMIN! Show me how to make an accident happen.

28. MY NAME IS SARANG WHICH MEANS LOVE BUT I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED LOVE.

29. ....well besides my family's love. *holds her arms up while kneeling*

30. SAVE ME!!!!!

31. Yeonjun, I love you.

32. JK!

33. I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

34. Can I get a boyfriend, Manager Oppa?

35. I love tea. Like LOVE TEA but I hate ginger tea.

36. Hey Kai, why can't you leave the monster alone? (Doesn't realize she's speaking mandarin)

37. YEONJUN let me go! (Yeonjun runs with her on his shoulder)

38. The one sane one is Kang Taehyun.

39. Taehyung! Wait sorry! Taehyun!

40. JEON JUNGKOOK OPPA! OPPA! OPPA!

41. What did BigHit feed you to make you taller than the previous seven. Oh my god!

42. THATS ALL FOLKS.

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