Edit: 02/20/22 Quick warning, this book includes 10 y/o, wannabe emo, pick me, quirky me being all of the previously stated things. Turn away if you don't wish to cringe out of your soul✨
My first randomness book! It's going to suck so bad! XD
Rantaro: Welcome back to Can You Counter People? This time our contestants are Kyle and Naoki!
Wakiya: Why so random?
Rantaro: Author-chan made me. Now Imma go buy some more lollipops
Shu: No summoning demons this time!
Daigo: Why?
Shu: *blushes deeply*
Flashback
Shu: *appears on another throne in a fancy dress and smaller crown* Queen?
End of Flashback
Shu: Just- HEY!
Wakiya: *showing the picture to Daigo*
Daigo: *about to actually die (like DIE DIE) of laughter*
Author-chan: Guys stop
Shu: SHAT AHP
Daigo: A piece of art! *continues laughing*
Shu: STAHP
Daigo: *somehow choking and laughing at the same time*
Wakiya: *pleased with himself*
Shu: *inhales*
Author-chan: Stop, I can just erase this whole thing
Shu: *earrape scream*
Valt: *sitting and eating beybread while watching*
Ken: *sitting with Valt and eating beybread too*
Kyle: *watching YouTube on his phone*
Naoki: *reviewing the results on his latest experiment*
Rantaro: *is still there and decides to leave*
Daigo: *starts choking even harder*
Shu: *still screaming*
Author-chan: Please stop, I'm not kidding
Daigo: *starts coughing up blood*
Kyle: *calls 911*
Wakiya: *eating popcorn*
Valt: No more beybread left..? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ken: Calm down, we'll just order some more okay?
Valt: Okay!
Daigo: *almost passed out from blood loss*
Shu: *finally stopped screaming*
Daigo: Help meh *keeps coughing*
Shu: Serves you right
Ken: You're the most mature here Shu! Save him! Even a doggo boi called 911!
Kyle: I can't get a hold of them. Daigo will have to die
Naoki: Should I do CPR or something..?
Daigo: *still somehow alive and still coughing up blood*
Author-chan: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I SWEAR I WILL DELETE THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING EXISTENCE!!
*sudden silence*
Wakiya: You wouldn't, you Monika!
Author-chan: Watch me delete you right now! *snaps*
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Kyle: *calls Rantaro to tell him that Wakiya no longer exists*
Rantaro: *kicks down the door* BRING HIM BACK AUTHOR-CHAN!
Author-chan: Why?
Rantaro: I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM!
Valt: Awww
Author-chan: Then why are you still alive and breathing?
Rantaro: It's a meta-
Author-chan: Here, I'll help make it true! *snaps*
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Ken: Author-chan, if you continue, no one will be left, please st-
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Valt: No! K̶̨̦͍̰̍̽̉́̄̈͜͝e̷̩͆̔̒́̈́̚̚n̸̛̤̲͙͚̘̳͂̈̌̆̋́ was going to order me more bey-
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Shu: NO MY FRIE-
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Daigo: *dies from coughing up too much blood*
Author-chan: You could have at least died somewhere else
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Kyle: NO YOU KILLED MEH IN SLITHER.IO! WHYYYYYYY-
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Naoki:
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Author-chan: That face annoys me *about to snap*
Naoki: But why th-
Author-chan: *snaps*
Naoki: Umm, shouldn't I be gone?
Author-chan: I don't have to snap to delete you
Naoki: Umm, okay?
Author-chan: Besides, first I need your tablet
Naoki: *yeets it*
Author-chan: *catches it* Thanks! Bye!
Naoki: You're welco- wait what?!
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Author-chan: Alright! Now let's start!
*silence*
Author-chan: Oh right, I deleted everyone -_-
*silence*
Author-chan: Imma just start over
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Idk. I just...
Idk. Maybe this is happening because I'm listening to Doki Doki Forever by OR3O.
