Author-chan: *typing the following paragraph on Wattpad*
Hey guys, I'm sorry about suddenly disappearing. I've been really busy for Christmas. I've been at 2 recitals, playing 4 songs, and going to a party, and having figure skating and piano lessons, and being busy at school, and finishing up my last major project for this time, and-
Author-chan: *falls*
Valt: *walking by* Author-chan, are you okay?!
Author-chan: Tsuka reta...
Valt: Well, we were going to watch some Christmas movies, so if you wanted to join us...
Author-chan: YASSS
Furisuke: I'm inviting myself
Lui: So am I
Valt: I- you- nevermind
Lui: I can be festive
Author-chan: But- nevermind
Later
Movie: Home Alone 1
Rantaro: Man, they are getting bested by an 8-year-old
Author-chan: You got that right XD
Daigo: I just want them to die so I can prepare a funeral...
Author-chan: Same
Daigo: You understand meh!
Author-chan: High-five!
Daigo: *high-fives Author-chan*
Shu: *whispers to Ken* I ship it
Ken: *whispers back* I do too
Furisuke: *whispers* What are you whispering about?
Ken and Shu: *whispers back* nOtHiNg
Movie: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Valt: Man, are these guys stupid
Shu: Wait, what?!
Ken: I am confused
Rantaro: *lollipop falls out of his mouth*
Valt: Yeah, they're getting beat by almost the exact same tricks as in the first movie
Author-chan: Valt..?
Furisuke: Did you just make a really smart observation?
Valt: Yes *puts on glasses*
Naoki: *appears* Valt, give me my glasses back
Valt: nO
Naoki: Okay, listen here bitch-
Movie: Elf
Author-chan: That spaghetti looks delicious- BRUH WHY DID YOU ADD SYRUP
Furisuke: That spaghetti did look good. It makes me kinda hungry... *pulls out fries and ketchup*
Lui: *watching her eat*
Furisuke: *notices him staring* Want some?
Lui: ...
Furisuke: Hello?
Author-chan: *looks over* Lui, you okay?
Lui: ...
Furisuke: Earth to Lui!
Daigo: -.- Just admit that you want some Lui
Lui: *looks away*
Furisuke's Thoughts
Pride much?
Imma do the insane UwU
Furisuke: *puts fry in mouth*
Author-chan's Thoughts
Furisuke, nobody else here knows what you're doing except me...
BUT DON'T DO IT
IT'S WRONG
NOOOOOOO
Furisuke: *puts the other end of fry in Lui's mouth*
Lui: O/////O
Everyone: *gasp*
Rantaro, Shu and Ken: I SHIP IT
Wakiya: *walks in* I took way too long, I know- *sees what's happening* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lui: *faints*
Daigo: Perfect time to lenny face him-
Author-chan: nO
Valt: I just wanted to watch some movies in peace ;-;
Shu: I know, Valt. I know
Elf on TV: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup
Valt: *gasp* Me too!!
Shu: Is that why all that was missing from the kicthen this morning Valt?
Valt: Shhhhhh
Hope you are satisfied.
By the way, Lui is about to murder Furisuke-chan, so Imma go save her. Bye!
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Beyblade Burst\Evolution\Cho-Z Randomness Book!
RandomEdit: 02/20/22 Quick warning, this book includes 10 y/o, wannabe emo, pick me, quirky me being all of the previously stated things. Turn away if you don't wish to cringe out of your soul✨ My first randomness book! It's going to suck so bad! XD
