Frying Pan-chan

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Shu: *crying in his bed*

Author-chan: This ain't normal.

Furisuke: Yep.

Daigo: He needs help.

Rantaro: Shu what's wrong?

Shu: Frying Pan-chan.

Rantaro: Who?

Shu: My frying pan! You made me throw her away!

Rantaro: ...

Shu: FRYING PAN-CHAN *intense crying*

I was laughing so hard I was crying, so don't mind any typing mistakes.

Furisuke: Um..

Ken: Rantaro you better get "Frying Pan-chan" back. Shu's crying is not letting me sleep.

Rantaro: Well, Wa-

Wakiya: I'm not paying for a new one.

Hearts and Phi: *walks into room*

Hearts: This is disturbing.

Phi: What's wrong Shu?

Shu: FRYING PAN-CHAN *rolls off bed and rolls out of the room*

Phi: Something wrong with him?

Ken: Rantaro made him throw away his frying pan in truth or dare yesterday.

Phi: Why would you do that Rantaro?

Rantaro: I don't know?

Valt: W H O S H R E D D E D M Y B E Y B R E A D

Author-chan: It was Rantaro.

Rantaro: Wait wha-


Valt:  Y̶̨̙̍ ̵̢̨̫̙̮͇͙̜͔̰̟̥̩͉͔̣͓̈́͆͛̎͆̋͆ ̸̢̡̡̨̝̜̻̺̤͈͚̮̞͕̗͔̣̀̈́̊̐̍̈́̓̈́̒̈͘̚͜͝ͅO̸̧̼̪̪̯̱͉͑̅̓͗̒̕ ̴̢̛̦͚̣̖͎̹͎͇̗̦̠̐͐͋̓̔̌̉͗̒̏̆̓͒͜͝ͅ ̵̹͍̞̎̉Ů̵̢̍̈́̅́͗̅̉̎̍̂͘̚͠ ̸͈͈͂̈́͛̂̐̔̾͗̉͒͐̽͝ ̵̡̡̜̗̟̻͙̬͎̺͓̮̒̄̍͑̉͊̀̓͌͐̀̏́͑̓̍͘̕͘B̴̛̫̥̞̣͖̘̏̏͒̍͊̍́̆̒͆̈͋̄͛̕͘͝͝ͅ ̴̧̧̲̳͙͉̮̟́̈́̈́̈́̈́̈́̃̃͐̐͂̿͗̐̈̓̚͠ͅ ̵̗̈͑͛͋̆̇̄͋̈́̈́͆A̵̛̻͇̖͉̠̬̱͌̽̉͌͋̀̑͊̑̋̀̀̓̋͘͜͝ ̷̧͚͙͕̣͙̤̺̼̖̭͚̖̲̱̟̤̰͑́͌͛̈́͛͂̽̍̀͑͊͒̕͠͝͝͝ͅ ̵̢̪̟͍͔̣̝͖̤͇͕̼͓͖̮̖̈́̅̒̿̑̽̋̑̍̾͠C̷̡̛̹̤̜̠̣͈͎̲͖̠̺̤̬̻͓̺̥̺̈̓̃̏̍͌͌̈́̽͋̎̋̕̚͜ ̸̢̧̤̪̯̝̬͙̮̯̬̞̥͊̾̈́̈́̈́̿͘ ̸̨̠̰̥̠͎̬͙͓̠̯̦̗͋̏͑̒̑͂̾͒̀̌̆̓̚͝͝͝Ķ̴̩̰̞̬̔͒̽̓̉ ̶̨̧̢͈̪͍̮̲͔͈̗̯̜͕͛͑͗͌̑̌̇́̓͛̄͘̚̕͝͝ͅ ̸̠̰͔̰͈̜͍̣͙̎̐̈͆̂̐̋̓̕͜͝͝Ş̵͓̭̭̭̤̳͖̰͈̊̅̓̓̂͘͜͠ ̷̢̺͙̃̐͐̄̄͂͑̅̀̀͗͌͊͠ ̴̛͍̜̮̪̮̪͇̱̣͓͌̍̒̎͆̈́͐̓̈́́̓̾͑͋͆̊̕̕͝ͅŢ̴̧̫͎̫̲̤̯̘̽̈́͆̋͛̓͊̄̊̊͒̑̑̀̚͝͝ͅ ̷̨̛̥̲̥̰͙͕̞̘̦̤̯̗̣̬͎̑̍̆͐̐͂̊̑̇͆̄̌͗̾͘͘̕͜ͅ ̵̛̗̳͈͒͆́͆͗̋̊̓̇̆̀́̄͊̾̎Á̴͖̬̟̭̪̙̳͉͓͓ ̷̡̢̡̘̬̹̰̰̼̙͎̬̈́̽͛̌̈́͝͝ͅ ̸̬͍̣̩̪̝͍̙̯͉͖̗̊̀͐̑͗͑̋̾B̸̡̢̗̪͇̭̗͈̘̮̍͌̐͗͗̀̌̊̈́̆͌̎̊͜͜͝ ̷̡̨̨̪̥͈̭͎͇̰̩͕̻̤͖̬̞̺͙̄́́͋̀́̑̏͊̿͆̈͜ ̶̧͙͈̹̪̺̯̭̭̰̠̠̟̑̅̓̈̑̿̈̇́̚B̸̠̜͉̝̩̼̈́̐́͋̄͘̕ ̸̺͙͛̿̿̒̀̔́̋͋̊̑͆͜͝͝͝ ̴̡̢̟͚̗̲̲̭̬̻͈͓̩̮̘͇̹̥̑͐̀̅͊͐̈́̒̾́͗́̓͗́̊̕͝İ̴͉̪͕̗̩̰͈̤͓̞̞̦ ̴̨̘̖͕̞̣͍̯̝̗̪̲̊͊̑̓̈͗́̔̍͐̉̅̈́́̕͝͠ͅ ̵̛̛̛̹̲̠̓͐̾̿̿́̔̅̑͗̆͝ͅŇ̶̛͉̲͇̙͈̬̙̮̖̘̙̗̰̤̻͍̼̦̀̐̒͗̆̈͘͜ ̸͚̌͜͝ ̶̧̩̭̻̪͙̪̞̭̙͔̮͎̎̇͆̔̃̄̾̇̿̈́͛̇̋̎͘͝͝͝ͅG̶̰̜̥̪̀̎̎̋̆̊̽͋̈̂̏͊͘ ̶̛̥͉̥͖̈́͂̔̂̅̍̑̽̑́̓̑̎̕̚͠ ̸̡̤̦̠͓̎̓͐̊̏̈́̍̑͊͆̕̚͠Ş̴̲̮̭̝̻̝̣͚͚͖̪̫̗̦̳̻͚̝̈́̈́̾͐̉̋̉͝͠ͅ ̶̛͙̯͙͕̖̯͕̺̏̍̈́̍̇̓͆͂̿̅̂̏͊̀͗̐͒̕ ̷̧̢̧̨͙̞̝͓͔̠͍̳̹͇̈́̋̌̒͛̎̄̐͌̈̕̚͠͝O̸̡̡̪͎̙͎͓̓̎͠ͅ ̴̟͖͚̬̌͐̈̌͒͊̈̓͌́̈́͝ ̴̧̛̛̠̞̭͓̱̖̪͎͉̺̙̘̃̀̈̎̎̈́̄̾͋̇͐͂̒̅͊͜͠͝N̵̮͔͠ ̴̥̣̫̟̘̳̔ ̷̩̭̥̻͎̝̘̮̓̇̅̚Ȯ̴̧̯̗̰̥̞̞̠̖͖͖̖̘̼̓̿̍̋̓͊̚͘ ̷̨̹̩̺͖̬̮͔̙̲͚̦̗̝̠̟͇̖͑̋̏̌̍͐̅̚͜͝͝ͅ ̸̱͈͓̠̖̯̈́̅̾̌͐̈́͋̕F̸̨̹͌͗͊̍̃͋̉̄͑͒̇͌͆͛͒̕͘̕͝ ̷̺͖̠̮̩͓͎̠̬̼̯̼̱̰̃͑̈̓̓͆̈́̔̒̏̏̒̇͝ ̴̧̢͓̫̙̞̣̜͉̞̖̗̱͍̦̹̻̲͔̘͆̓̈̓͊͝Ȧ̸̛͚͕̼͉̟̗̱̙̎̽̈́̉́̊͜͜ ̴̱̝̳̈́͒̈́̃͛̓̀͑̿̂̃͌͝ͅ ̸̇̔͌̔̽͗̆̓̕̕̚̕͠ͅB̴̩͕̰͎̩̬̈́̊̓̕ ̶̝̦̟̱̮̙̼̳͛̈́̐͑͌̍̉̄́̆͗̈̕


Furisuke: No no no~!

Author-chan: Valt just chill.

Valt: N   O

Author-chan: *picks up Hearts*

Hearts: Wha-

Author-chan: *uses Hearts as a broom and sweeps Valt back to his room*

Furisuke: *distantly laughing*

Phi: Mah brother!

Author-chan: Deal with it Phi.

Meanwhile with Shu

Shu: Frying Pan-chan? *looking through the garbage bin*

Aiga: Uh, Shu?

Shu: Have you seen Frying Pan-chan?

Aiga: Um, Shu, do you need mental help?

Shu: I'm just looking for Frying Pan-chan. Have you seen her?

Aiga: Is she a frying pan?

Shu: Yes.

Aiga: Just a moment! ^ω^

Shu: Okay. *continues to look through the garbage*

Aiga: *On his phone* Hello? Is this the mental institute? I don't think my friend's okay-

Shu: Excuse meh? ಠ⌣ಠ

Aiga: Oh nothing! *accidentally clicks speaker*

Mental Institute: Okay, we will send someone to come and pick him up.

Shu: (llФwФ`)

Mental Institute Person: Alright, you can get in the van.

Shu: No ( ⁰д⁰)

Mental Institute Person: Don't worry, we will send someone to look for *checks paper* Frying Pan-chan.

Shu: Alright... *gets into van*

Later

Doctor: Alright, are you comfortable?

Shu: Yes.

Doctor: Okay. *holds up needle*

Shu: ((;゚Д゚))

This just pleases me so much.


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