I love my brother. He tells me everything!
Phi: We should definitely watch the movie if the trailer was so good!
Hearts: Yeah, but maybe not...
Phi: Why not?
Flashback
Hearts: *sees the trailer starting to turn into porn* HEY PHI LOOK AN AIRPLANE
Phi: Ooh, where?
Hearts: *turns off the trailer* You missed the plane
Phi: Awww, wait, did the trailer already end? Was it good?
Hearts: Ummm yEaH!
End of Flashback
And Hearts always protects me!
Aiga: Hi Phi
Phi: Hello Aiga!
Aiga: *pins him to the wall*
Phi: What are you doing?
Aiga: You'll see~
Hearts *walks into the room* Hey Phi-
Phi: Oh, hi brother!
Hearts: *pulls out a sparkly pink high heel*
Aiga: Dafuq did you get that from?
Hearts: PHI'S CLOSET *Naruto runs at him with the high heel*
Aiga: SHIT
And Hearts always listens to me!
(Same scene as before btw)
Phi: NO DON'T GET BLOOD ON MY FAVOURITE PINK HIGH HEELS!!!
Hearts: Okay Phi
Aiga: I'm saved ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡~)
Hearts: *pulls out a flip-flop*
Aiga: Save meh lord
Best Brother Ever!
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Beyblade Burst\Evolution\Cho-Z Randomness Book!
De TodoEdit: 02/20/22 Quick warning, this book includes 10 y/o, wannabe emo, pick me, quirky me being all of the previously stated things. Turn away if you don't wish to cringe out of your soul✨ My first randomness book! It's going to suck so bad! XD
