Starlight

J- Joke Us

" This is hell Sha!" I shouted as I laid my body on our bed

" Why?" Sha said as she removed her bra and throw on the laundry basket

" Earlier, I saw Shems offering umbrella"

"What? Shems, you mean the one..."

" Yes, my ex- boyfriend" I cut her

" No what I meant was Shems the one who borrowed money from you and left you after you give him all your allowance way back high school life? The Shems where you wasted your time waiting for him to love you but in the end he left you hanging? The Shems..."

" Shut up" I throw the pillow directly on her face to stop her from talking

" I was just joking" She said while laughing

Shems was my ex- Boyfriend who I poured my heart and soul but in the end he just used me and I think I don't need to ellaborate the story because Sha already spilled the wine on my glass.

My phone suddenly rung, that gave me and Sha a mini heart attack

" Fuck, Yugin I told you to change that creepy ringtone!" Sha shouted

" Why?" I asked while controlling my self not to laugh

" Don't what! what me there you freak, I told you that, that ringtone will kill the both of us" Sha shouted as she tried to throw the mirror on me

" What's wrong with a Creepy Music Box ringtone?" I asked

" Stupid, It makes my heart beats fast and wants to come out from my rib cage, if you don't want me to be your friend please say it now! Don't kill me with that bullshits ringtones" She said and walked inside the bathroom

Honestly, Sha is a strong woman she was part of the bullies way back high school and college, However, she look so fierced outside but when you already played scary music and movies she'll cry like a baby.

" Shit" I shouted when my phone rung again

Okay, I need to change this ringtone, I don't want to die early.

I took my phone and stared at the unregistered number flashed on the screen

" Sha!" I shouted

" Sha!" I repeated but she did no answer

" SHANIAAAAA!" I repeated again

" What the hell" She said as she peaked on the door with her face almost covered with soap

" Someone's calling me" I said

" And what do you want me to do? Answer that stupid call? " She said angrily

" No, I just want to ask if you gave my number to someone else, other than our teammates?" I asked

"Yes" She answered while wiping her eyes

" Who?"

" To the garbage man, He said that he'll call when he needs to pick up garbages, Maybe his calling now to pick you up" She said

" Why me?"

" Cause you are a garbage" She said casually

" WHAT! Me a rich famous and pretty me" I even pointed myself using my forefinger

" Yes you" She answered

" Do I look like a garbage?" I questioned her

" Technically, outside NO,but your attitude is, it looks like a rotten garbage and smells like a rotten egg" She said and laughed