ok so I'm reading Leah and the offbeat and I come across this GEM
"I just wish I knew how to feel about Garrett. This shouldn't be so complicated. It has to be easier for people with penises. Does this person get you hard? Yes? Done."
OML
PEOPLE WITH DICKS ARE LUCKY WHY DIDNT I REALISE THIS FROM THE START
...
Also
I've ranted this to like most of my friends and it's really adorable so I'm going to tell the like 2 people who read this book
Oml so me and my friend were having this weird ass conversation about tans
And I'm brown, so I say "haha there must've been a sun in my mums stomach"
And then my friend says "you're made from that sun"
AND THEN MY CUTE ASS GIRLFRIEND GOES "that's why you brighten everyone's day!"
Wtf I do not deserve someone as wholesome and sweet as her
And she's probably gonna read this bc she follows me on here
If you're reading this cakey
Hi ;)
Ok bye
(No one cares haha)
