TWIN HEAD-CANONS
Claus often hides his robotic parts
- Hes rlly ashamed of them
- People often get startled by them
( it hurts the hell out of Claus. But he doesnt blame them bc... well, hes a kid with a robOTIC ARM that can turn into a f u c k i ng canon, guys)
Claus and Lucas will often sleep in the same bed when one has a nightmare, is feeling upset, etc.
- this isnt meant to be dirty or anything. But its just sumthin they always kept up when they were kids
- doesnt happen as often anymore tho
- also Lucas tends the hog the blanket though
- Claus doesnt really mind though since this man is like his own damn furnace, the twins' temperature are basically polar opposites lmao
- Lucas moves around a lot in his sleep- prolly one of those sideway sleepers- cursed little mf
Claus probably takes the food that Lucas doesnt want
- "what the fuck why arent you eating your onions" "they're gross" "you fucking pansy, give them here"
- Claus r e f u s e s to waste food
- this man probably eats anything u give him tbh
Claus pranks Lucas... a lot.
- "DUDE YOUR FUCKING COOKIES"
- cue lucas bolting into the kitchen and slipping on canola oil claus set on the floor
- Claus is a bit of a jackass ngl lmao
- Lucas always gets mad at him
- but they make up ofc
- gotta love these 2
Lucas introduces Claus to his buds
- Of course he's afraid bc
- 1, he was the commander and they fought a lot
- and 2, kuma's fucking scary
-but Lucas assures him its okay!! He'll be fine
( and turns out!! He and Kuma actually get along pretty okay!! He didnt die!! Yipee!! )
Omelette time bby
- Lucas makes some pretty good omelettes
- yknow who makes good omelettes tho? Ur damn right, Claus.
- With all his repairing and reconstruction and shit his memory is fucking WI L D this man is like a damn elephant
- How to make the perfect omelette is probably D R I V EN into his skull
- Claus is a lazy fucker though lmao
- so its usually Lucas who's left up to the cooking
- but on rare occasion Claus'll jump in
- im done with the 'lucas is the cook' guys
- CLAUS IS THE FUCKING COOK AND YOUCANT TELL ME O T H E R W I S E
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