Another day at this hotel for hazbin rejects

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Alastor woke up and went into the kitchen of the hotel he was curious enough to fund and see if the results of Charlie's so called hopes of redeeming sinners to go to heaven would fill his boredom of not seeing any other suffering then the norm of every day hell and it's many tragic filled lives. He hummed a tune to himself sipping coffee thinking to himself how he learned to cope in hell by enjoying others misfortunes. He used to feel guilty even though he felt no guilt when he murdered in life but time and learning to see joy and fun elsewhere was his way of keeping a smile on his face. Vaggie walked in asking Charlie who was helping her two demon goat familiars razzle and dazzle make pancakes with a soft tone but clearly holding frustration with "Hey babe? Have you seen Angel? I told him to get his lazy ass over here and explain why there's well....Fuck it. Look!" Vaggie pulled a photo she took with her phone showing the side of the hotel saying "Vaggie needs to get laid Cause she's a bitch!" Written on the side of the hotel outside.
Alastor got up with a annoyed glitched tone "Didn't I just pay to repaint that wall ladies?" Charlie nodded before vaggie stated yelling "Oh no! Let me handle that turd Angel! For all we know you'd just kill him! Last thing this hotel needs is more blood on its name." Alastor sighed with "Well seeing you have control it under control, Vaggie are you gonna get Angel to pay the debt of the wall? Oh and not to mention the other debts he owes in this venture of ours! So go on tell us what's the plan?" Alastor glared at vaggie with a low warning he really was tired of Angels antics draining his funds.

Charlie stepped in with "Wait hold the fuck on! Let's calm down a moment! Listen me and vaggie understand the costs of Angels antics but you need to also get that he isn't just gonna change immediately okay? Please alastor let vaggie handle it or else!" She warned alastor. The threat wasn't working with him but feeling a bit more lenient then usual he just said the obvious. "Very well but my patience is running thin your majesty." He said before walking out the kitchen a bit angry only to run into someone who responded with "Hey watch the fluff asshole!" Alastor immediately grabbed him with anger yelled distorted "YOU WANNA REPEAT THAT AGAIN YOU FREELOADING BURDEN OF A PEST!?" Immediately vaggie had a spear at him with charlie glaring at him and but before Angel could be a smart ass alastor put a claw to his mouth with "NOT A WORD! NEXT TIME YOU DAMAGE ANY PROPERTY OF ANYONE ELSE I WILL MAKE EXISTING IN HELL MUCH HARDER!" He let go and warned lowly "Don't test me. You know I can as well." He huffed before walking off with his annoyed filled rage slightly sated.

Angel stood dumbfounded but before he could yell at al that it was justified vaggie put a hand over his mouth with "Stop being a dumbass Angel and shut up! He could of killed you!" Vaggie shook him a look of fear but also disappointment with him. Angel pushed vaggie off him with a sarcastic "Sure he could of killed me! But I doubt he woulda with you two around! Besides it's not like give a shit anyway." Vaggie then said angry with "You make it hard to give any fucks Angel! That wall!? The furniture in the lobby after you had a party last week!? Remember those?!" Angel then yawned and just shrugged with "Yeah yeah whatever you say vaggie! Tell someone who gives a shit cause no one here don't! Pfft! actually?Good luck with that shit! No one gives a fuck! Hahaha!" He laughed at it but deep down he hated the truth in his words. "Now if you excuse me I gotta feed fatnuggets! I haven't seen my fat buddy in way too long toodles!" He left hearing vaggie yelling at him from below random curses many in spanish.

Angel got in his room locking his door feeding and cleaning up after his pig and giving him some attention. Angel smiled quietly as he patted nuggets in content as he went into his bathroom removing his clothes taking a bath. After he felt nice and refreshed for bed 30 minutes later he dried himself and just put a lingerie thong on and a pink robe pink robe on after mainly because since he was gonna be home for the night may as well get comfy. He layed with fatnuggets on his bed looking at stuff online.
He began pondering to himself talking to fatnuggets with "Hey you think there's someone out there for me? I mean Vaggie and Charlie are a odd couple but you think that's a sign for daddy?" The pig oinked and gave a small lick on angels hand in response with Angel thinking looking at his messages on social media with "Yeah maybe there is right? It would be nice to have someone with daddy who likes him right? But seeing almost everyone's a complete asshole? I don't know but I think daddy needs his sleep so I'll stop it right there piglet." He gave a kiss on fatnuggets forehead and muttered "Night piggy." He thought a moment to himself before passing out with "Maybe alastor has a point? I've started a lot of shit lately in and out of the hotel. Maybe I have been a burden? Normally everyone in hell is to someone but they seem to try with me even though I never listened. Well No one knows the whole plan of redemption is even possible but I guess I can start by not wrecking shit at the hotel? Maybe take it somewhere else? It's not like that dumb news station gave a single shit in the first place anyways. Probably would find anything to trash the reputation of the hotel anyway. Fucking assholes." Angel sighed and closed his eyes thinking of his thoughts.

Meanwhile in Alastors room he teleported in covered in blood and so on from some demons who he took his anger on some modern age gang who he felt needed a reminder who was in charge anyway. He was relieved because they had enough cash on them for the supplies needed for angels punishment tomorrow. He left a enveloped note with his wax stamp signature earlier in Charlie's mail saying he would oversee that Angel would put the new coat if paint soon as he woke up next morning. He knew Angel when he was home and not some crackhouse or wherever trash like his kind goes too stay and do the substances they were addicted too tended to sleep in and he was gonna be early bird that catches the spider for his punishment. He didn't really understand people like angel but he felt the principal of the issue was what mattered. He was used to being alone so he did his nightly routine before going to bed thinking.
"As much as dislike angels lifestyle and ways I can't help but wonder what led him or anyone like him to be such a mess of a train wreck? It was not acceptable publicly at all in my day not even the mafia back then condoned drugs something about it drawing too much attention and of all things corrupt? Seems strange the concept of Avoiding corruption coming from the mouth of killers. Then again I'm a killer as well? Am I no different? I don't know but the negativity of it I don't think I should dwell on." 
Alastor with that thought switched his bedside lamp off and went to bed awaiting tomorrow.

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