It's Complicated. [Harry Styles]

Chapter 5: Bang Bang All Over You. I'll Let You Have it!

WARNING: Corny chapter title.

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Chapter 5: Bang, Bang All Over You. I'll Let You Have it!

"Clothes, clothes, clothes!" I yelled out in frustration. Piles and piles of fabric were thrown on the ground and I couldn't decipher which ones to freaking wear!

If you are wondering what's going through my psychotic mind, here's the deal. Harry just texted me that he wanted me to wear something "appropriate for the occasion". And by that he means something over the top sexy. AND I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR!!! Sure, I have dresses that are sexual ,but I don't plan on getting those ripped off my body anytime soon, I actually paid money for that shit. There are some other options, like my lingerie ,but they're all something he's already seen. And if I would have known I would be getting screwed tonight, I probably would've gone shopping. Maybe.

Oh, and did I mention the little threat he added at the end.

'Sexy or I bang you so hard your nose will bleed.'

How nice of him. And believe me, Harry can send me to the ER by going at it too hard. He used to really slam into me when I was being "Naughty" or if I needed it, bad.

Needless to say, that technique of his was only used for the most desperate measures.

Picking through the mess I had made in the closet, I saw a glint of lace in the back of the clothes still hung on their hangers. I pushed the other things aside.

I can hear the angels singing ring past my ears already.

"It's perfect." I smiled at the choice I had made and quickly slipped into it.

(A/N: Pic at side.)

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Getting to Harry's house, I made my way up to the steps. I went to knock on the red door putting my fist up ,but suddenly stopped myself.

"His parents." I whispered. I backed up looking at the huge mansion of a house.

The balcony.

I ran to the side of the house from where the fence thingy was that has roses twisting and winding through it. I don't exactly know what it is called ,but I saw a lot of people climb up and down on them in the movies. Cliché, I know.

So, like the crazy ass I am, I stepped up on the white fence and began to climb.

"I can't believe I'm doing this for that asswipe." I grumbled half way up.

My hand reached the balcony's railing and I pulled my body over with the minimum strength I had left.

I gave an exhausted sigh and went to heave the doors open to Harry's bedroom.

My arm stretched out towards the knob and I twisted it.

"Da fuck!" I cried as I tried to pry the white wooden doors open. "Son of a motherfucking BITCH! I do all this walking and climbing and pulling just to find out that these fucking doors are locked?! I'm gonna sue this bitch. I'm going to punch him in the nut sack! This calls for wa..." I rambled on only to find this cunt next to me with an amused smirk plastered on his face.

"Having fun?" He conjured.

I was speechless. So, I did the first thing that came to my mind.

"The hell!" Harry seized crouching down, pain shooting through his lower region. Got him right in the seed holders. Or as you all know them, the testicles.