Once there was a troll that lived in a magical forest. The troll liked to sit and play poker every Wednesday with his friends; the pink mischievous fairy, the bread duck, and the foxy fox.
The troll and his friends also liked to bet lots of magical coins, and they always had bets going on in their poker games.
The group was playing poker peacefully when the foxy fox said he wasn't feeling so well. He got up, throwing his cards on the grass and put his hand on his stomach. The foxy fox's stomach started parting, and when the fox fell to the ground, lights began to come out of it. From between the lights, a spaceship floated in the air and then an orange alien came out, a few more in different colors following behind. The orange alien looked at the dying foxy fox and at the troll, fairy and bread duck and then said; "Troll, fairy, duck, come play poker with us. We bet one hundred magic coins and a fox. If not, we shall destroy this forest." The alien said in his strange voice.
They decided to play with the aliens. They got on the spaceship and began to play.
After a long game, the aliens lost but didn't want to pay the hundred magic coins and fox, and so the troll took out his blue and pink crystal swords and the fairy took her glitters, the bread duck took his giant flying bread and bread throwing knives and they fought the aliens together.
The group won eventually, taking all the aliens' money and new foxy foxes and lived happily ever after, until yesterday.
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The Book of Rather Short Unnecessary Stories
Short Story*NEW!* CORONAVIRUS JOKES! Just a book containing very short and unnecessary random nonsense that starts with "once there was a". If you're bored or don't feel like reading something too long or heavy, this is just for you. I'm always open for ideas...
