*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Me."
"Me who?"
"It's me, open up!"
*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"To."
"To who?"
"It's to whom."
*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Mikey."
"Mikey who?"
"Mikey isn't working, can you open up?"
*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Dejav."
"Dejav who?"
*Knock knock*
*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Scold."
"Scold who?"
"Scold out here, open up!"
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Rather Short Unnecessary Stories
Conto*NEW!* CORONAVIRUS JOKES! Just a book containing very short and unnecessary random nonsense that starts with "once there was a". If you're bored or don't feel like reading something too long or heavy, this is just for you. I'm always open for ideas...
