Don't worry about the coronavirus. It's made in China, give it a week and it breaks.
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An old wise Chinese man once said: "Run, I have the coronavirus!"
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Once I coughed to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.
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The Book of Rather Short Unnecessary Stories
Historia Corta*NEW!* CORONAVIRUS JOKES! Just a book containing very short and unnecessary random nonsense that starts with "once there was a". If you're bored or don't feel like reading something too long or heavy, this is just for you. I'm always open for ideas...