*Coronavirus jokes!*

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Don't worry about the coronavirus. It's made in China, give it a week and it breaks.

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An old wise Chinese man once said: "Run, I have the coronavirus!"

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Once I coughed to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.

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