Assassin Academy

Comedy Gold

*Edited*

"Don't shoot! Don't shoot! " This kid had some nerve.

Telling me to not shoot my arrow, when he knows damn well that I hate his guts...With a passion.

"Well, well, well," I teased "What do we have here? Is the cocky dickhead finally asking for my mercy, oh this is such an honour."

"Haha, very funny," He seethed,

"Oh no," I joked, purposely getting him more upset,

"This isn't funny, this is frickin' comedy gold," I started to laugh,

"Well," He said while squinting his eyes at me, "I'm glad of find this so amusing,"

"Amusing," I said totally serious now,

"No, no this is so much more than that. Remember when we were in the limo and you just decided to look down at me, well, look around, who has the upper hand now, huh?"

I chuckled and started to walk away, but of course the homeless whore has to always say something,

"Wait a second!" She exclaimed,

"A second was over before you even said 'Wait a second' " I joked flatly.

She furrowed her perfectly plucked brows at me, "We can't just leave him here!" She exclaimed,

"Maybe you can't, but I can," I looked over at Brianne with a look that said,

'You can stay with me or go with her, but in the end it's your choice'

"Maybe taking him with us isn't so bad, I mean c'mon the more the merrier, right?"

Brianne is a very persuasive girl.

Great, I thought, Now I have 2 annoying people to deal with.

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A few hours went by and we snacked on the rabbit and squirrel that I shot.

To my surprise the annoying boy, who I now know as Jaxon, isn't all that annoying.

Of course I haven't even known him that long, but the difference between the first time I met him and now were astounding.

"Why do you dislike me so much," Asked Jaxon.

Because you remind me of him...

"I dislike you because, your attitude stank when I first met you. You were an arrogant little prick, and you still can be sometimes-"

"Wait a second you said his attitude stank when you first met him," Observed Brianne,

"So?" I said,

"So, you were using past tense! Are you saying that his attitude doesn't stink anymore?"

"Bri," I said with a smile on my face,

"Yes?"

"Shut up," My smile completely gone from my facial features.

I stood up and found a comfortable log to lay on and rest, but the question was still on my mind.

Who is behind all this chaos?