The Trio (one-shots)

Skeppy's Near-Death Experience

(above art by me)

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T'was a late night. Skeppy, who was nocturnal, was streaming for his youtube fans. He was harassing clueless noobs by forcing them to do parkour and dumping lava on their little cube heads. Fun times.

About an hour into the stream, the live chat became infested with messages like 'bbh is on' or 'bald man is stalking you'. 

The YouTuber smirked. "BaldBoy is on? OoOOOh, I think I have an idea!" He opened TeamSpeak and texted BadBoyHalo the following:

Skeppy - hy baldy

BadBoyHalo's reply was immediate.

Bad - Really Skeppy? You know I'm not bald! 

- What do you want, you muffin? ( >д<)

Skeppy -  join ts

Bad - Okay?

- Seems suspicious

Skeppy - wjhgtqavedr just JOIN!

Skeppy set his phone aside and snickered. "Alright chat, quick, gimme ideas for a troll!"

Ideas flowed in from the chat in ferocious waves. After a bit of thinking, the professional troll decided on the classic server griefing trick.

BUDDY HAS JOINED YOUR CHANNEL. 

"Alright, Skeppy, what is it now?"

The blue man feigned an offended gasp. "Wooow. Can I not simply talk to my friend anymore?"

He heard a scoff from the other end. "Don't bother with that Skeppy. I know you're up to something."

Skeppy, who had very big brain energy, switched to his 'serious' voice. "No, bro for real. No trolls this time."

"Yeah, sure."

MIC MUTED

"Good, I think he's falling for it." The YouTuber smugly informed his viewers. 

Unfortunately for Skeppy, his assumption couldn't have been more wrong.

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Meanwhile, a certain (bald) man was scheming. He wasn't alone, however. A certain french man accompanied him.

"This is good. Skep has no idea," a6d said, the evil evident in his voice.

"Yeah. But I almost feel bad for the muffin..." Bad chuckled. "He's gonna be humiliated on stream."

"Bad. Bad. Bad. Don't you see it? This is revenge to all those times you been wronged!" a6d yelled into his mic.

Bad was used to the noisy-ness. "I know, I know." He sighed. "I guess this is warranted."

"Trust me. This will be EPIC."

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Poor, naive Skeppy. He had walked right into the french and bald men's trap. His viewers were just as oblivious. 

The unsuspecting man, convinced that he was the troll here, teased Bad about his baldness. He thought that he was annoying his friend. 

That's what they wanted him to think.

After playing 14 unfair games of WoolWars, Skeppy was prepared for Bad to start raging and shouting at him.

"That was fun," He laughed. This statement was meant to prompt an annoyed response. A shout, yell, groan. 

"Yeah." Came the completely calm response. 

Skeppy blinked. He furrowed a brow. No, that's not...that's not right at all. He tried again. " Not surprised I won all 14 rounds tho, lol, even on your poop server," That's gotta do it.

"Yep."

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"Uhm...You suck at PVP?"

"Of course."

Skeppy's jaw dropped. He replayed this rage-free exchange in his mind a bit before muting his mic.

"Yooo, what the frick? He's not even reacting?!"

He activated his microphone again, about to attempt to anger Bad once more, when a voice began speaking.

"Skeppy, I'm gonna be honest with you for a sec. It's clear that I'm the only reason your channel is alive because you pay me to overreact in your vids. But I've had enough. Bald-boy this, bald-boy that. I've had enough. Let me tell you somethin'. You are the laziest, most unoriginal content creator out there! I honestly can't stand your pre-pubescent voice. Did you know that it cracks 3 times per second? And oh my goodness, the SCREAMING! Are you crazy or something? Honestly Skeppy, you belong in a crazy people's house because your so delusional that you think that anybody even likes your videos." 

Skeppy choked. He gazed in awe at his computer monitor, eyes dilated. The live chat was exploding with befuddled and shocked comments. 

Skeppy, who was caught between disbelief and confusion, settled for just staring.

Then, a loud, french laugh came from the other end. Also frantic apologies from the bald guy.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ooh, we got you SO GOOD!"

"I'm so sorry Geppy! It was just a troll! Please don't be sad! I'm SO SO SORRY!"

The victim of this whole ordeal sunk into his epic gamer chair, pondering his existence.

Then, in a broken, tortured voice, he murmured...

"Bruh moment."