The Trio (one-shots)

A pig executes people i guess

Technoblade was no fool. He had sensed the rebellion before the first attack. He knew his reign would be challenged.

The king sat upon his throne, yawning in boredom. Typical, he thought. No good king would rule without drama. If anything, he was almost disappointed. He expected at least a bit of a threat.

Instead, the group of rioters consisted of three nerds.

Kneeling before him were the captured rebels: some dude in a turquoise hoodie with a derp face on the hood, another weirdo dressed in a black hoodie with red lining, and some gray-skinned guy with an anime headband.

He glanced at the trio. "You were the fools who dare oppose me?" 

The derp-face guy rolled his eyes. "Yeah, sure. As if it's foolish to try and leave this place."

The black-hoodie guy averted his eyes while gray skin glared at Techno with contempt.

The pig snorted. He unsheathed his glistening diamond sword as he rose to his feet. "That's cute. You speak as if you're the one wielding a sword." He grinned. "Tell me, ignoramus, what is your name?"

"Skeppy," the one addressed said. "This is Bad and that's a6d."

Techno nodded, circling the trio slowly. His royal cape flitted gracefully as he walked. "Lol. Those names are stupid. Anyhow, you have piqued my interest. Do tell me, peasants, what was your goal in all this?"

The newly identified 'a6d' broke his silence. "Skep already told you! This place is aids! You don't even let people laugh!" He had a thick French accent, which made it difficult to understand his words.

The pig quirked a brow.  "AIDS, you say? Stupid little baguette. This place is awesome. Though I'm not surprised noobs like you would disagree."

A6d was clearly offended. Skeppy stifled a laugh and hardened his expression. 

Bad, who hadn't yet spoken, opened his mouth.

"Not to be rude, but the baguette is right! Everyone is forced to praise you and sacrifice their newborns for your muffiny rituals!"

Techno blinked. "...And?"

Bad sputtered. His eyes widened in disbelief. "What do you mean AND?!"

"Enough of this. I've decided on your fates."

A random curtain opened in the background. An army of ravenous looking pigs was revealed.

The pigs immediately pounced on their prey. French screams mixed with voice-cracky shrieks filled the air as Techno sunk back into his throne.

He gazed straight into the camera.

"Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone."