KEEP CALM AND STAY WEIRD (book of randomness and funny jokes)

Weird, Random and Funny Stuff(Jokes too)

Hi, so.....umm here goes nothing......

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Mr. and Mrs. Cann:

Dance? If anyone can

Mrs. Cann can.

Mrs. Cann can can-can.

Can Mr. Cann can-can?

No,Mr. Cann can't can-can

like Mrs. Cann can can-can.

Greedy Guts:

A giraffe is a giraffe,

An ape is an ape,

But Henry is a pig

In a different shape (no offence if your name is Henry)

Leon Peabody's dog:

A puppy belonging to Leon

Spent all day attempting to pee on

Mrs Fry who would cry,

"I must ask Leon why

I'm the only one his puppy'll pee on"

Playing the baby:

When I want to play music loud

People complain,

"TURN THAT !@>#* MUSIC DOWN"

It's a pain

It gets me down because,

When the woman next door

Wants to play her baby loud,

If I shout

"TURN THAT BABY DOWN"

Guess what?

Nothing happens.

A Bird, Dropping"

There's no stopping

A bird dropping

Old Sayings:

Adults are just children who have calmed down.

Pocket money is like real money only not as much.

Adults need more sleep than children because they are never quiet as awake.

The difference between a fib and a lie is that a fib might get you out of trouble, but a lie will always get someone else in trouble.

Toys are made by adults and sold in shops owned by adults, but children still get the blame when they are expensive.

Only children know the nutritional value of sweets.

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A/N: So what do think? Be easy on me, this is my first time writing anything, should I carry on or just give up.

Comment and vote please, thanks

Blue luvs u <3

PS: Okay I know these suck but I promise you they will get better. I'm just starting and I'm sure I'll be better than this:) If you want, you can just skip this chapter and the next then they will ROCK;b