PRINXIETY ONESHOTS

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ROMANS POV

"Virge wheres the crofters, I know we had a jar somewhere."

'It's on the top shelf ro, need any help?'
Lil shit, just cuz I'm short doesn't mean I'm incapable.

"Nah, I got it"

I climb up on the counter, it was kinda difficult at first but I got up. I saw the crofters but I still couldn't reach it, it was on the very top shelf at the very back.

I got off the counter and grabbed a chair, trying, but not making any progress on getting the crofters.

Begrudgingly, (and kinda bitterly) I sat on the counter and crossed my arms, my lip jutted out a bit.

"Vee" i mumbled just loud enough for my boyfriend to hear. He walks in.

'Yeah Roro? What's up?' He says, faking innocence, but I can hear the slight smug tone in his voice and mischief in his eyes.

That fucker planned this.

And I fell for the trap.

-1 to my pride.

"Vee, canyougetthecroftersforme?" I asked quietly in a fast mumbled tone. He heard it. I saw his smile.

'Hmmm, what's that? I couldn't hear you love. Say it again.'

Why do I love this man?

I give my best puppy dog eyes, I'm committing to my role now.

"Vivi, can you pwease get the crofters? Pretty pwease??" I asked in a soft, clear tone.

'Oh? You need help getting the crofters? Okay princess, you could have just asked in the first place'

He picked me up off the counter like a child, placing me on the kitchen island.

Without grabbing a chair or anything, he grabbed the crofters, opened it , and just started putting it on my toast! I'm short! But not a child!!!!!

"Veee! I can do it myself!!!"

'But you couldn't reach the crofters! I'm just trying to help!' He smirked, finishing putting on my crofters, before taking a spoon and eating a bit.

He leans in closer with his lips smeared with crofters, giving me a peck on the lips.

'Love ya, my short cake'

"I AM NOT SHORT!"