When Kidnapped
Aquarius: "You insecure little...you are a low life."
Pisces: *Comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades*
Aries: "Do you know who I am?"
Taurus: *Bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home*
Gemini: *Is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*
Cancer: "Lmao why do you want to kidnap me?"
Leo: "You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty, didn't you?"
Virgo: "I hope wherever you're taking me I clean."
Libra: *Engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper*
Scorpio: "If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls."
Sagittarius: *Goes along with it and escapes while they're not looking*
Capricorn: "This is not okay..."