The Signs in Prison
Aries: Always getting into fights and put in solitary
Taurus: Volunteers for kitchen duty and steals all the food
Gemini: Eventually gets in trouble for their big mouth
Cancer: Constantly writing letters home
Leo: Bribes their way out of any situation
Virgo: Acts like everyone's mother
Libra: Manipulates everyone
Scorpio: No one knows anything about them
Sagittarius: Just hangs around with everyone
Capricorn: Acclaimed gang leader and drug dealer
Aquarius: Protests
Pisces: Cries all the time
