The Signs at a Haunted House
Pisces: Let's go inside the haunted house please please please please pleeeeeease!!!
Virgo: Okay fine just shut up. Psshh I'm not nervous.
Taurus: Noooooo, I'm not going in! See? I've chained myself to this stake!
*They all go in because they don't care while Taurus keeps yelling*
*Everyone is really tense and alert*
Scorpio: RAAWWWRRRR!!! *Pops out with a scary mask*
Everyone: AHHH!!
Capricorn: Ha, I wasn't scared. *Lies*
Leo: *falls on their face*
Everyone: AHH!
Leo: How about instead of screaming you help me? Ow.
*Someone jumps out at them*
Aries: I'm sorry but that wasn't scary. You need to make some noise.
Libra: Yes like so: "RAARRRRARARAAAARARRARR!!!"
*Monster is not amused and goes away*
*They round a corner and a face pops out of a portrait*
Gemini: *punches them in the face* What? It's reflex.
*Scary thing pops out*
Cancer: *starts to scream and then silently cries while Capricorn soothes them*
Sagittarius: THIS PLACE IS SO COOL WHY CAN'T I WORK HEREEEEE?
*Thing jumps out and grazes Aquarius's shoulder*
Aquarius: THAT'S IT I'M SUEING!!! *runs the héck out of there*