What the Signs are Made of
Aries: Firecrackers
Taurus: Twinkies
Gemini: Mini marshmallows
Cancer: Tears
Leo: Mirrors
Virgo: Furniture polish
Libra: Lip gloss
Scorpio: Fake vampire fangs
Sagittarius: Headaches
Capricorn: CoffeeMate packets
Aquarius: Apple watches
Pisces: Glitter
