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0.21 - texts

MAPLE LEAFS

unknown
this should be everyone for the new and improved group chat

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babs gave me the new numbers

willy wonka🍫❤️
mo it's 4 in the morning

unknown
really? jake just made breakfast

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i'll be over in 5 then

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it's all already gone

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kid

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oOF you just got denied

unknown
did that burn more than when your girlfriend dumped you?

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HHAHAHAHGDGDHSJ

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YOU CHILDREN

unknown
no, but your "bReAkfast" was probably burnt

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it probably wasn't even breakfast

unknown
yeah mo was probably juggling with the cereal boxes again

unknown changed "MAPLE LEAFS" to "bAGEL bRIEfs"

keira
not to intrude on your childish behavior but is  this the maple leafs group chat?

kappy🧙🏻‍♂️💛
KEIRA READ THE TITLE OF THE CHAT

keira
it says bAGEL bRIEfs kasperi

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omg

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hello new girl keira

unknown
praise THE LORD SHE IS A GODDESS

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calm down you idiot

avocado
banana?

unknown
what in the actual hell mitch?

unknown
actually that's a good suggestion maybe i should have that for second breakfast

unknown
oink oink

keira
avocado?

unknown
that's more of an elevenses or luncheon thing but ok

avocado
oMG IT IS YOU

avocado
are you a boy? and i mean you obviously play hockey ON MY TEAM

unknown
now i'm picturing bananas and avocados running around with hockey sticks

unknown
guys i think mitch just had a heart attack

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update: he's on the floor

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you creep

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are you spying on him?

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i heard him drop on the floor

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he makes a lot of noise for such a slim kid

unknown
says you

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plus he's eNERGETIC

keira
no i'm not a boy, you idiot!! i'm the girl on your team...

unknown
what is happening

avocado
OMG SUEHIWNEJRJFNFNWJWJDNDNSNNAQNQNWNNENRNFNNRMWKWKEBDBEJWJWBEBDNWJWKWJDJEJDNNSDN

keira
i'm keira, nice to meet you banana

keira
and the rest of you as well

avocado
i'm mitch marner and idkhowthishappenedomg

unknown
can somebody please explain what's happening? WHAT THE HECK!