0.09 - texts

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Unknown
are you ignoring me?

keira
are you stalking me?

Unknown
what! no! why would you say that?

keira
well for starters, i don't even know your name. also i'm pretty damn sure you're one of those numbers from the group chat

Unknown
well you'd be correct miss...what's your name?

keira
there is no way in hell that i'm telling you, a stranger, my name

Unknown
aw please :(

keira
fine i'll tell you

Unknown
yay!

keira
it's...

Unknown
...

keira
it's banana

Unknown
that's not your real name

keira
no, no it isn't

keira
i'm just really craving a banana right now

keira
did you really think i'd really tell you?

Unknown
i actually thought you would :(

keira
well what's your name then?

Unknown
avocado

keira
that's a great name

keira
avocados are good for guacamole and guacamole only but still a great name

keira (banana) changed unknown to "avocado"

banana
why'd you even text me?

avocado
well idk, i guess i just wanted to get to know you

banana
okay well don't expect me to tell you my real name

avocado
noted

avocado
so what's your favorite sport?

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