Hazbin Hotel X Reader [On Hold]

Pilot part 1

⚠️⚠️Warning, this book will contain 18+ jokes, cursing, gore, and usage of drugs. If you have no problem with this then please enjoy but if this bothers you then read something else or read with caution! You have been warned⚠️⚠️

Y/N-Your Name
F/C-Favorite Color
2F/C-Second Favorite Color
H/C-Hair Color
S/C-Skin Color
E/C-Eye color
N/N-Nickname

This book is also Gender neutral, meaning I'll only use "They/Them" pronouns

Y/N's POV:

'How did I get here? Oh wait! That's right! I murdered and tortured so many people!'

I thought then manically laughed, people looked at me

"Hey! Someone shut them the fuck up!"

I glanced at them then put on a sinister smile, they growled but turned away

I was currently in a bar where all the drunk sluts come and drink their shitty problems away!

Did I mention that I'm in Hell? Wasn't it obvious? I pretty much ended up here for many reasons

So many demons and monstrous bitches love this hell hole. Unfortunately, a porn star, named 'Angel Dust' and I were brived with a free room and liquor for this Gay ass named Charlie?

Oh who knows? She wants "What's best for hell" Ugh what a sad, pathetic joke

No One's POV:

A demon flew out of a building and crashed onto the ground, he got up and gasped

"I-I'm alive! I'm alive!" He happily, exclaimed as his touched his face, body, and arms

Just then, a cab came and hit the small, blue demon. He grunted in pain as blood splattered on the pavement

The cab honked then came to a stop. A man, named Angel Dust, stepped out of the car

"Heh, thanks for the fun time, hot stuff" The cab driver spoke, Angel Dust lazily smiled as he leaned against the opened car door then fluffed out his hair

He leaned in the car once more

"Yeah, yeah, yeah listen" Angel said before shutting the door close

"Keep this discrete, you hear me? I can't let it get out there that I'm offering my services to rando's on the streets

It was a quick cash grab, got it?" Angel asked as his face got cocky and he snapped his fingers then finger gunned the driver

The cab driver let out a raspberry, he tilted his hat down

"Whatever you say, slut" He said then began giggling

"Ouch ohh, such an insult! Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly, package, horseshit" Angel made puppy eyes then put on a sinister smile

The driver was flabbergasted

"Tell the Mrs. I said 'hi' " Angel giggled before giving the driver a quick kiss, the driver seemed grossed out

"Snookums" Was the last thing Angel had said to him before leaving and the driver murmuring curses under his breath

The cab drove away, tilted, then crashed

Angel, with his hands on his hips, boredly looked ahead. He turned to see a store and he hummed in happiness

Angel went to a vending machine and it had multiple names on it but the last name on there was "Angel Dust" in fancy lettering