Hazbin Hotel X Reader [On Hold]

Angel pole dances! [Bonus Chapter]

I'm gonna regret writing this but I love it

Alastor and Y/N knocked on Angel's door, Alastor held a clipboard and lazily smiled while Y/N rubbed their temples

"Hello?" Angel asked from inside

Alastor knocked again

"Angel, are you in there?" He asked

Y/N sighed and looked up and Alastor

"You're a bitch for making me laugh so hard" They muttered, Alastor chuckled

"Yeah I'm a little busy! Fuck off!" Angel yelled

Alastor opened the door and smiled down at his clipboard, Y/N was behind Alastor but they walked in the room

Big mistake. Y/N screamed and blushed a heavy red, they covered their face and turned around

"ANGEL!" They exclaimed in a high pitched tone

Alastor, being confused, looked up from his clipboard and also blushed a red

"OH DEAR GOODNESS GRACIOUS IN HEAVEN WHAT IS THAT?!?!" Alastor yelled, he looked down for a second but then pointed at Angel

"It's my dick! What did you expect?" Angel yelled, he smiled flirtatiously

Angel was currently on a pole, upside down, with...No clothes on

"OH! WHY DOES IT- OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!" Alastor yelled, he angrily looked at Angel

"PUT IT AWAY! PUT IT AWAY!" Y/N exclaimed, their blush got heavier

"I told you not to come in here!" Angel laughed, all their voices overlapped each others

"Do you want to come a little closer? Y/N? Al?" Angel said as he got down from the pole and showed his backside

Angel gently patted Y/N's head and they screamed, Angel laughed as Alastor pulled Y/N away from the scene and covered their eyes then leaned on the doorframe

"I'd be happy to provide some services to you. Come over here you guys" Angel said

"What, are you practicing?!" Y/N exclaimed, they turned around and their blush was still very visible.

Alastor also turned around, they glared at him

"Yeah I'm practicing! You never seen a pole dancer before?" Angel asked, he wrapped his arms around the pole and smiled

"You want to try it?" Angel asked

"No, why- would you dance on a pole?! It's a pole, that doesn't make any sense!" Alastor yelled

"He's a Pornstar, of course he's also a stripper!!!" Y/N also yelled

"I got a second one. I got two in here, you want to get on the other one?" Angel asked

"NO, GOODBYE!!!" Alastor yelled, it looked like he was about to throw up

"Oh come on Y/N, want to try?" Angel asked

"GOD DAMMIT ANGEL NO!" They exclaimed

(If you're a Male)

"It's nothing you haven't seen Y/N" Angel laughed

"NO! NO! CHARLIE!!!" Y/N yelled and quickly ran to her

(If you're a female)

"Y/N, you want some of me~" Angel flirted

"NO! VAGGIE! CHARLIE!!" Y/N screamed as they ran to the two with their blush darkening

No One's POV:

As the two demons ran off, Angel peaked outside the room

"No come on, you gotta try this!" Angel yelled then began laughing

"CHARLIE/VAGGIE WE HAVE A SITUATION!" The two both yelled, they ran off and Angel laughed, historically

Well my face is now red and warm.. Thanks me

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