Hazbin Hotel X Reader [On Hold]

Alastor tells, DAD JOKES [Bonus Chapter]

So here are random stuff that I found and it's basically random shenanigans the people who voiced Hazbin Hotel characters! And btw, instead of "Ashley" it's you

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the Knock Knock joke?" Alastor asked

"No, what about hi-" Angel began then got cut off by Alastor exclaiming

"He won the NO BELL prize!" Alastor laughed, he held his chest in amusement

"Wow.." Angel muttered, Nifty forcefully laughed with a bored expression

Y/N tried to contain their laughter, they covered their mouth and closed their eyes

"I used to hate facial hair, until it GREW ON ME" Alastor exclaimed

"What the fuck?" Angel muttered, Nifty wasn't amused either, but Y/N was

They covered their face and laughed. Unfortunately, they were drunk and it seemed that Y/N only made quality time with Alastor in this drunken state

"I decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner 'cause it was just Gathering Dust" Alastor joked, Angel held his hands up in confusion

"That's what they do, dude" He said, Nifty boredly looked at Alastor

Y/N groaned and hid their face in their arms as they laughed historically, they began crying out of laughter from it all

"What's brown and sticky?" Alastor asked

"What?" Angel asked

"A STICK!" Alastor said

Angel leaned against his chair

"I was gonna say my-" He began but got cut of by Nifty

"Also! Also, Nutella" She added

"Yeah, that too, yeah" Angel sighed, he crossed his arms

"Uh, here's a question: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?" Alastor smiled, he waited for an answer

"Why not?" Angel asked

"Becuase the P is silent!" Alastor yelled

Angel and Nifty didn't have a reaction to it but Y/N wheezed, they still cried from laughter and they even struggled to drink their alcohol

"Angel, hey Angel" Charlie said

(The person who said this doesn't play as Charlie but I wanted to add her)

"What Charlie?" Angel replied

"What does James Bond do before bed?" She asked, laughing and stumbling on her words

"What? I don't know, I never fucked him, what does he do?" Angel asked

"He goes undercover" She laughed

Y/N laughed aloud, they wiped their tears while Angel, Nifty, Charlie, and Alastor all watched them in amusement

"G-Get the fuck out of here Charlie!!" Y/N laughed. Charlie continued to laugh as she walked off the stage

"Oh Y/N~" Alastor flirtatiously said in which caught their attention

"Oh, oh no what Al?" Y/N asked, smiling

"What do you get with a pampered cow?" He asked

"I don't know, what?" They chuckled

"Spoiled Milk!" Alastor laughed

Y/N covered their face and continued to laugh

"Is that enough dad jokes? I can never tell" Alastor asked, Y/N heavily sighed and drank their alcohol

"I think it's how proud of himself, Alastor sounds when he delivers the punch line" Y/N wiped away a tear

"Ohh, I have another question for you Y/N!" Alastor said looking down at his notes

"What?" Y/N replied, they attempted to contain their laughter again

"Can February March?" Alastor asked

"I don't know, can it?" Y/N replied

"No but April May!" Alastor laughed

Charlie, Y/N, and Alastor all began laughing, they all happily sighed

"You fucking hack, get off the stage!" Angel yelled, he stood up and put one set of hands on his hips

Y/N drank the alcohol

"Angel let him tell his jokes, it makes happy" Y/N laughed

"How many more jokes do we need?" Alastor smiled

"Zero! Get off the stage!" Angel exclaimed

Y/N and Charlie stood next together and laughed, they leaned on each other's shoulders. Angel crossed his arms and stood next to Y/N

All their voices overlapped each other's, they discussed, laughed, chuckled, or argued

"Want to hear a joke about paper?" Alastor asked over everyone

"Ah! No!" Y/N laughed

"Oh it's fine, it's Tearable" Alastor sighed

Chalrie and Y/N laughed once more, Angel still didn't laugh nor did Nifty but even so, they all had a good time with Alastor's dad jokes

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